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[froodle]

I am wearing a t-shirt. It has Zim being sour in a basket. None of you have a shirt with Zim being sour in a basket. Basically this means I am superiour to all of you. Also, the co-op chocolate wine is disgusting. If I was in a basket, I would be fucking sour too. I wish I had Corey Feldman in a basket. He is small and would fit easily. I feel sick. I shouldn't have eaten that bag of mini-eggs. They were so small and colourful though, I had to eat them. I'm going to bed now. I have to work at my sour job tomorrow. I hate working. I wish I was a pony. Ponies never have to work and they are colourful like mini-eggs. Some of them can fly. If I was a pony, I would be the kind that can fly. This wine sucks. It doesn't taste like chocolate, it just tastes like mouldy wine. I could batter that skeleton in the Last Unicorn. He's just a skeleton. I have proper arms and skin, so I don't break when I fall off things. Skeletons are retarded. They just start yelling shit for no reason and ruin all the plans. Fucking loud, whingy skeletons. I hate them all.

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[prepare4trouble.livejournal.com]

And the prize for most random and stoned sounding post goes to...

Also, Corey Feldman would totally fit in a basket. If you get him, can I share?

[froodle]

I am actually quite impressed at how good my spelling is, considering how drunk I was at the time. Still didn't remember to tag though, fail.

And yes, we can totally share in-a-basket!Feldman - I think he would find the Isle of Man's selection of baskets quite boring after a while and a change of scenery will do him good.

[itsjustc.livejournal.com]

Sorry but I have to inform you that you're wrong about being superior to me. The reason - My name is Carol and so was the main girl on the 'Tomorrow People' TV show when I was young. That makes me the bestest, the most important and a far superior person.

Just come back when you've changed your name by deed poll to Carol and then we'll battle it out for ultimate supremacy properly!

[froodle]

Pfft, I think you'll find that your superiourity-calculation-tables are out of date, my less-superiour friend. To quote from the 2012 Superiourity Report of Superiour Scientists What Study The Science of Superiourness:

Being named after the lead in the Tomorrow People: 8 Superiourity Points.

Having a t-shirt which depicts Zim being sour in a basket: 548350834985723984582340569349741892832019490325782390 Superiourity Points.

I superiourily suggest you update your insuperiour software.