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[froodle]

The Faffing Hen has just broken a three-week stretch of ignoring me by telling me not to have a shower right before my brothers come home from work. Of course, I've been at work all day too, but I guess he wouldn't know that, since he hasn't been speaking to me. Please send me back to Coventry, Hen; it is far preferable to listening to you flap your cunt of a mouth about things you know nothing about. FML.