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[froodle]

Every time my mum starts talking about how the Indian take-out down the road is a money-laundering operation for Al-Queda, I feel like telling her she's getting one step further away from being a human being and one step closer to being a Daily Mail reader. DUDE, I AM PRETTY SURE OUR TINY BACKWATER VILLAGE ON A TINY FORGOTTEN ISLAND IS NOT A PROFITABLE SITE FOR TERRORIST FUND-RAISING. Jesus.

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[cakesy.livejournal.com]

Also, INDIAN takeaway! India, that NOTORIOUS AL QUEDA STRONGHOLD. Omg.

[cakesy.livejournal.com]

I CLICKED ON THE WRONG ICON. Now it just looks like the prospect of terrorism makes me want to DANCE WITH JOY. You should never buy takeaway from me. I'd just send it to terrorists.

[froodle]

Damn it, then the terrorists would be enjoying delicious 50-pence samosas inbetween jihads and I would have nothing! Probably they would do a mocking Bollywood-style dance routine about their fabulous takeway-profits just to rub it in too!

[froodle]

Clearly the Evil Indian League of Takeaway-Operating Terrorists has conspired to frame other countries in order to throw suspicion off themselves. It's the only reasonable explaination.

[prepare4trouble.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha Ha! Does she have any evidence, I wonder?

On the other hand, no one would ever suspect (apart from her) so it's the perfect cover! (eyeroll)

[froodle]

Other than having dark skin and speaking with a non-British accent? Pretty much none, I'm thinking.