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Hahah, some bellend boyracer just snapped his axle hopping the curb outside our building. Every weekend we have to listen to these fucking inbreeds revving their shitty engines inside the packing structure across the road in a futile attempt to prove theyre not a travesty of personhood, and now this worthless sack of shit is going to have to pay to get his crappy ford fiesta towed and an expensive repeair on top of it. Fuck you, you embarrasment of a human being. I hope your car gets scrapped.

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Finally got to see Krampus, yay! When the gran was in the house alone with him and he reaches out to stroke her face and then his massive long tongue comes out, i totally thought he was going to kiss her. I genuinely thought the plot twist would be that Krampus was the kids grandad and hes been ragging the gran all along and then Krampus, the main kid and the gran'd run off and be belsnickels together.

The movie was pretty sweet as it stands, but I still totally ship Krampus/the gran.