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Generally, I think it's bad form for serial killers to get sarcastic with their intended victims, but honestly, if I put you in the basement and you spend the next six hours screaming your fool head off, it wears on my good manners.

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Voldermort's a fucking retard. What kind of badass dark lord hides a bit of his soul in a tiara? Fuck this noise, for serious. If your world gets taken over by a bald-head with a tiara and a shitty nose job, you deserve to be fucking subjugated.

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"You could put a church dress and bonnet on Rita Sue and it ain't gonna be clean. Matter of fact, it might even be a litte dirtier, long as it comes down to knickers in the end."

Dear mental image, welcome to my spankbank. You will be confined here for a period no shorter than the rest of my life.

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I feel like the world really needs a Carnivale/Eerie Indiana crossover, but if I'm too lazy to write straight-up EI fic, I'm for sure not capable of tackling Carnivale's sprawling mythology.

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