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Jun. 12th, 2011 12:07 amSo Buzz got all mad about the rest of us "bullying" him on Facebook, and we decided to even it up by making 'shipping pictures for the Mighty Prawn/gingerness and Johnny Heg/Mister Jingles and uploading them. So check it out, now I have 'shipping icons for my own brothers! We even put the poll on Facebook - so far, Buzz/Zefron are in the lead followed by Johnny/Dead Mister Jingles. Prawn/gingerness has no votes, hah!
We were supposed to spend the afternoon clearing up the attic, but we found a box of our old games consoles and got a bit sidetracked. Johnny and I have just spent five hours on Streets of Rage on the SEGA, and Buzz and the Mighty Prawn have been playing the old Pokemon red/blue on their brick-sized Gameboys.
Afterwards we got pizza from the ONE PLACE on the whole south of the island that actually delivers and sat down to watch Supernatural.
Froodle: Ugh, I can't believe they killed off Daddy Winchester and replaced him with the bald dude from X-Files and a bunch of random gimps.
Prawn: I can't believe a fucking Ratattatta defeated my Charizard.
Froodle: What?
Prawn: It's this stupid ugly purple rat thing and it kicked the shit out of my Charizard, even though it totally shouldn't have because Charizard is fire!
Buzz: You shouldn't have used the Moonstone to evolve it so fast.
Froodle: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Johnny: Pokemon is for retards anyway. Sonic is where it was at.
Prawn: Sonic's a fucking gay blue hedgehog, he doesn't even do anything. He's like, "Ooooh, look at me, I'm a fucking blue hedgehog and I collect rings because I'm a retard! Now I'm going to spin around, ooooohhhhh!"
Johnny: Sonic was fucking awesome, you don't even know anything, you're just a sour ginger prawn who's bitter because nobody voted for you.
Prawn: Sonic's gay.
Johnny: Fuck off.
Froodle: He was gay, dude, he had that little fox thing that was his boyfriend.
Johnny: Oh my God, he did not! He had that pink girl hedgehog, what's her name, Amy?
Froodle: She wasn't his girlfriend, she just fancied him. Whenever she showed up Sonic was all like, fuck off Amy Rose, me and Tails have to go have "adventures".
Buzz: The pink girl hedgehog was a metaphor for Sonic's gayness.
Johnny: *picks up a piece of pizza in each hand, then claps his hands over the Mighty Prawn's face* PIZZA ATTACK!
Prawn: ARGH! OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING GAY BLASTOISE!
Froodle: *barely understandable due to laughing* He's a what?
Prawn: *wiping his face* It's the evolution of a Squirtle - it's this big fat wrinkly turtle with watercanons and it goes around all like, *deep voice* "I'm a gay Blastoise, I have to squirt people because I'm just a fucking dumbass, hhhuuuurrr."
Johnny: I'm not a Blastoise, I'm an awesome Bulbasaur. He's dead cheeky like me - every time anyone asks me to do anything, I'm like, "Bulba...SAUR?"
Froodle: Really? So when you're at work and people are like, "Johnny, can you install this alarm?" you just say "bulbasaur?"
Johnny: Well, I haven't been to work for two weeks, but when they ring up and ask when I'm coming back, I just say "BULBASAUR!" and they're like, oh okay.
Prawn: I'm a sound Squirtle. Buzz is Mewtwo because he was born in a test-tube. Catherine can be Charmander because Charmander is round and orange like her cat.
Froodle: Charmander's clearly the best, then.
Prawn: Not compared to a Squirtle like me.
Buzz: There's something wrong with all of you.
Johnny: Shut up, sour test-tube Mewtwo.
We were supposed to spend the afternoon clearing up the attic, but we found a box of our old games consoles and got a bit sidetracked. Johnny and I have just spent five hours on Streets of Rage on the SEGA, and Buzz and the Mighty Prawn have been playing the old Pokemon red/blue on their brick-sized Gameboys.
Afterwards we got pizza from the ONE PLACE on the whole south of the island that actually delivers and sat down to watch Supernatural.
Froodle: Ugh, I can't believe they killed off Daddy Winchester and replaced him with the bald dude from X-Files and a bunch of random gimps.
Prawn: I can't believe a fucking Ratattatta defeated my Charizard.
Froodle: What?
Prawn: It's this stupid ugly purple rat thing and it kicked the shit out of my Charizard, even though it totally shouldn't have because Charizard is fire!
Buzz: You shouldn't have used the Moonstone to evolve it so fast.
Froodle: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Johnny: Pokemon is for retards anyway. Sonic is where it was at.
Prawn: Sonic's a fucking gay blue hedgehog, he doesn't even do anything. He's like, "Ooooh, look at me, I'm a fucking blue hedgehog and I collect rings because I'm a retard! Now I'm going to spin around, ooooohhhhh!"
Johnny: Sonic was fucking awesome, you don't even know anything, you're just a sour ginger prawn who's bitter because nobody voted for you.
Prawn: Sonic's gay.
Johnny: Fuck off.
Froodle: He was gay, dude, he had that little fox thing that was his boyfriend.
Johnny: Oh my God, he did not! He had that pink girl hedgehog, what's her name, Amy?
Froodle: She wasn't his girlfriend, she just fancied him. Whenever she showed up Sonic was all like, fuck off Amy Rose, me and Tails have to go have "adventures".
Buzz: The pink girl hedgehog was a metaphor for Sonic's gayness.
Johnny: *picks up a piece of pizza in each hand, then claps his hands over the Mighty Prawn's face* PIZZA ATTACK!
Prawn: ARGH! OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING GAY BLASTOISE!
Froodle: *barely understandable due to laughing* He's a what?
Prawn: *wiping his face* It's the evolution of a Squirtle - it's this big fat wrinkly turtle with watercanons and it goes around all like, *deep voice* "I'm a gay Blastoise, I have to squirt people because I'm just a fucking dumbass, hhhuuuurrr."
Johnny: I'm not a Blastoise, I'm an awesome Bulbasaur. He's dead cheeky like me - every time anyone asks me to do anything, I'm like, "Bulba...SAUR?"
Froodle: Really? So when you're at work and people are like, "Johnny, can you install this alarm?" you just say "bulbasaur?"
Johnny: Well, I haven't been to work for two weeks, but when they ring up and ask when I'm coming back, I just say "BULBASAUR!" and they're like, oh okay.
Prawn: I'm a sound Squirtle. Buzz is Mewtwo because he was born in a test-tube. Catherine can be Charmander because Charmander is round and orange like her cat.
Froodle: Charmander's clearly the best, then.
Prawn: Not compared to a Squirtle like me.
Buzz: There's something wrong with all of you.
Johnny: Shut up, sour test-tube Mewtwo.
