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Dudes, I am very confused by the Vampire Diaries - why is Stern Hot History Teacher (formerly known as the dude from Wasting Away who ISN'T Wendal in Bones, formerly known as the dude from Tigerland who was in love with Colin Farrel, possibly known to some people as Matt Davis) now a super-old mega-vampire BUT YET AT THE SAME TIME just a regular Stern Hot History Teaching human guy? I cannot tolerate the Stern Hot History Teacher being messed with; he's the only one I like in the show. Damon is only acceptable because of his obvious love for the Stern Hot History Teacher, and everyone else is a non-hot spoontard.

Oh, also, I read this book called Johannes Cabal the Detective - it's basically this snarky German necromancer who bumbles around foiling plots and being snarky and having no morals, assisted by a snarky English Christian lady who bumbles around being snarky and full of morals. I quite like it.

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Dudes, I am very confused by the Vampire Diaries - why is Stern Hot History Teacher (formerly known as the dude from Wasting Away who ISN'T Wendal in Bones, formerly known as the dude from Tigerland who was in love with Colin Farrel, possibly known to some people as Matt Davis) now a super-old mega-vampire BUT YET AT THE SAME TIME just a regular Stern Hot History Teaching human guy? I cannot tolerate the Stern Hot History Teacher being messed with; he's the only one I like in the show. Damon is only acceptable because of his obvious love for the Stern Hot History Teacher, and everyone else is a non-hot spoontard.

Oh, also, I read this book called Johannes Cabal the Detective - it's basically this snarky German necromancer who bumbles around foiling plots and being snarky and having no morals, assisted by a snarky English Christian lady who bumbles around being snarky and full of morals. I quite like it.

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So dudes, who's psyched for the long weekend?!

You might think that since my entire life from March 21 has been one extended long weekend, I might not be on that list, but no - long weekend + good weather + Heg Brothers freed from their shackles of employment = CRAZY BEACH BBQ SHENANIGANS.

Jonny and the Prawn have been running up and down the stairs all evening, Hayley just walked in with an armful of Shoprite bags, Buzz has disappeared, presumably to round up impressionable teenaged slatterns to provide entertainment later in the evening and the front yard is starting to smell of woodsmoke.

I'm pretty much staying out of the way until it looks like there might be some potato salad lying around that needs eating up, but it's a really good festive atmosphere in the House of Hegs.

To think, I could have been getting yelled at by irate inbreds and going home to an empty flat rather than be a part of this!

(Also, when they inevitabl migrate down to the beach later on, I'll get the big screen TV in th eplayroom to myself and I can watch Game of Thrones, yay!)

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So dudes, who's psyched for the long weekend?!

You might think that since my entire life from March 21 has been one extended long weekend, I might not be on that list, but no - long weekend + good weather + Heg Brothers freed from their shackles of employment = CRAZY BEACH BBQ SHENANIGANS.

Jonny and the Prawn have been running up and down the stairs all evening, Hayley just walked in with an armful of Shoprite bags, Buzz has disappeared, presumably to round up impressionable teenaged slatterns to provide entertainment later in the evening and the front yard is starting to smell of woodsmoke.

I'm pretty much staying out of the way until it looks like there might be some potato salad lying around that needs eating up, but it's a really good festive atmosphere in the House of Hegs.

To think, I could have been getting yelled at by irate inbreds and going home to an empty flat rather than be a part of this!

(Also, when they inevitably migrate down to the beach later on, I'll get the big screen TV in the playroom to myself and I can watch Game of Thrones, yay!)