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I'm watching The Truth And Nothing But The Truth, and mostly it's boring and just April whining on about how she's an emotionally-stunted cuntbag with a massive inferiority complex who blames all her problems on Diana rather than dealing with the fact that she's a Goddamn fuckwit and she brings all her problems on herself, OH GOD APRIL STFU, but there are a couple of moments that made me smile - the way Tom's face freezes when April uses her ability to get him to admit to having a sexual fantasty about Diana, and the following quote:

Shawn, about Jordan: He used my healing abilities to raise money for this place. He used me for a lot of things!

Oh sweetie. We know. And we love you SO MUCH because of it.

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I'm watching The Truth And Nothing But The Truth, and mostly it's boring and just April whining on about how she's an emotionally-stunted cuntbag with a massive inferiority complex who blames all her problems on Diana rather than dealing with the fact that she's a goddamned fuckwit and she brings all her troubles on herself, OH GOD APRIL STFU, but there are a couple of moments that made me smile - the way Tom's face freezes when April uses her ability to get him to admit to having a sexual fantasty about Diana, and the following quote:

Shawn, about Jordan: He used my healing abilities to raise money for this place. He used me for a lot of things!

Oh sweetie. We know. And we love you SO MUCH because of it.

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Dudes. How much do I want a saucy art-chick spirit guide who gives me directions straight to a wet, naked Jordan Collier? So wasted on fugly Kyle.

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Dudes. How much do I want a saucy art-chick spirit guide who gives me directions straight to a wet, naked Jordan Collier? So wasted on fugly Kyle.