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On behalf of 'phone-monkeys everywhere, I would like to offer all those customers who called up whining about us being closed over Christmas a delicious steaming mug of SHUT THE FUCK UP, served with a complimentary slice of DIE IN A FIRE! Maybe if you spent less time on the 'phone acting like a twat and more time interacting with people like a civilized human being, you would have actual friends and family to spend the holidays with.

I'm watching Lockdown now. YOUR SUFFERING MEANS NOTHING TO ME TOM BALDWIN! Testosterone-crazed Marines are as insects compared to the fucktardery of the general public. GOD!!

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On behalf of 'phone-monkeys everywhere, I would like to offer all those customers who called up whining about us being closed over Christmas a delicious steaming mug of SHUT THE FUCK UP, served with a complimentary slice of DIE IN A FIRE! Maybe if you spent less time on the 'phone acting like a twat and more time interacting with people like a civilized human being, you would have actual friends and family to spend the holidays with.

I'm watching Lockdown now. YOUR SUFFERING MEANS NOTHING TO ME TOM BALDWIN! Testosterone-crazed Marines are as insects compared to the fucktardery of the general public. GOD!!

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Okay, I have tea and a Wispa gold (surely the finest foodstuff ever created by human hands) and I'm watching the Fifth Page and I feel a little bit better. Oh Shawn, you break my heart! That scene where he's not able to heal the blind woman and he's talking to Lily about it and he's trying to put a brave face on it and shrug it off as just being the 'flu, and then just as she gets up to leave he begs her not to tell anyone that he can't heal, and he sounds so sad and alone and lost without his ability, it makes me want to cry! Well played, Patrick Flueger.

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Okay, I have tea and a Wispa gold (surely the finest foodstuff ever created by human hands) and I'm watching the Fifth Page and I feel a little bit better. Oh Shawn, you break my heart! That scene where he's not able to heal the blind woman and he's talking to Lily about it and he's trying to put a brave face on it and shrug it off as just being the 'flu, and then just as she gets up to leave he begs her not to tell anyone that he can't heal, and he sounds so sad and alone and lost without his ability, it makes me want to cry! Well played, Patrick Flueger.