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[froodle]

On behalf of 'phone-monkeys everywhere, I would like to offer all those customers who called up whining about us being closed over Christmas a delicious steaming mug of SHUT THE FUCK UP, served with a complimentary slice of DIE IN A FIRE! Maybe if you spent less time on the 'phone acting like a twat and more time interacting with people like a civilized human being, you would have actual friends and family to spend the holidays with.

I'm watching Lockdown now. YOUR SUFFERING MEANS NOTHING TO ME TOM BALDWIN! Testosterone-crazed Marines are as insects compared to the fucktardery of the general public. GOD!!