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Man, I am bored. And restless. I feel like writing something really pointless. Somebody request something pointless for me to write, and I will do it!*

*Probably I will not do it. But you can ask anyway! You never know. IT COULD BE STRING!

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Man, I am bored. And restless. I feel like writing something really pointless. Somebody request something pointless for me to write, and I will do it!*

*Probably I will not do it. But you can ask anyway! You never know. IT COULD BE STRING!

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I meant to mention this ages and ages ago, but I've been watching (some might say obsessively watching, but they are mean people and I pay them no mind) the Moomins DVD I got a while back, and there's this one episode on there called Pirates in Moominvalley or something similar, and despite many, many years of sitting up 'til two in the morning when it aired on Boomerang, this is one episode that I have never seen on television.

And now I know why - it is so deeply, incredibly, hilariously wrong! Basically there's a big storm and a pirate ship is shipwrecked on Moominvalley. The Hemulen Inspector rounds up all the pirates and puts them in jail, except the Pirate Captain, who manages to get away. Eventually he is cornered by the townsfolk and takes the Snork Maiden hostage, demanding the release of his Pirates and a new ship. And this is where the wrongness comes in, because the way he talks abotu Snork Maiden is really disturbing - he keeps going on and on in this pervy Barbossa-style pirate accent about what a comely wench she is and how she's nicely curved and rounded and how pirates prefer blondes, and I;m sat there thinking "Oh my God, he's totally going to violate the Snork Maiden! She won't be the Snork Maiden anymore, she'll be the Syphillis-Raddled Snork Wench of the High Seas!"

Fortunately Moomin saves the day with a really over-complicated plot and the Snork Maiden's virtue remains intact, but dudes! So wrong! I must find a way to ensure that all the world's children are exposed to it somehow.

Now, on a totally different note, but probably still wrong because that is what I do best, I present crappy Eerie Indiana ficlets I wrote because I was bored and nobody suggested anything else fun for me to edutain myself with! ( Read more... )

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I meant to mention this ages and ages ago, but I've been watching (some might say obsessively watching, but they are mean people and I pay them no mind) the Moomins DVD I got a while back, and there's this one episode on there called Pirates in Moominvalley or something similar, and despite many, many years of sitting up 'til two in the morning when it aired on Boomerang, this is one episode that I have never seen on television.

And now I know why - it is so deeply, incredibly, hilariously wrong! Basically there's a big storm and a pirate ship is shipwrecked on Moominvalley. The Hemulen Inspector rounds up all the pirates and puts them in jail, except the Pirate Captain, who manages to get away. Eventually he is cornered by the townsfolk and takes the Snork Maiden hostage, demanding the release of his Pirates and a new ship. And this is where the wrongness comes in, because the way he talks abotu Snork Maiden is really disturbing - he keeps going on and on in this pervy Barbossa-style pirate accent about what a comely wench she is and how she's nicely curved and rounded and how pirates prefer blondes, and I;m sat there thinking "Oh my God, he's totally going to violate the Snork Maiden! She won't be the Snork Maiden anymore, she'll be the Syphillis-Raddled Snork Wench of the High Seas!"

Fortunately Moomin saves the day with a really over-complicated plot and the Snork Maiden's virtue remains intact, but dudes! So wrong! I must find a way to ensure that all the world's children are exposed to it somehow.

Now, on a totally different note, but probably still wrong because that is what I do best, I present crappy Eerie Indiana ficlets I wrote because I was bored and nobody suggested anything else fun for me to edutain myself with! ( Read more... )