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If ickle!Clark and ickle!Lex having a moment in the front seat of Daddy Kent's pickup truck of frequently and quite often messily-requited love is officially the cutest thing to exist in the history of the world, then Chloe dissing Lex about his baldness in the episode where she and Pete get bitten by X-TREME centipedes is the most hilarious. You might say it was X-TREMEly funny. Funny TO THE MAX, even. Okay, I'm done now.

Actually, no I'm not. I'm sitting here at my computer and pissing myself laughing just thinking about it. Of course, the Fangirl part of my brain is going "OMGWTF YOU DO NOT DISS THE LEX, HOR!" and possibly waving a shotgun at Chloe while sipping hillbilly-brand hooch from a jar, but the Nasty Older Sibling section has been hot-wired by fourteen years of having a younger brother whose head is not only massively out of proportion to the rest of his body, but covered in the most fucked-up, patchy, dreadlock's-excuse for hair ever to exist on God's green earth, and Chloe's toupee crack shot straight through there and triggered my "laugh cruelly for hours" mechanism. Also, I have that "Mister Bad Toupee-Wearer" song stuck in my head. Hee! My mind is a crazy whirligig of fun.

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If ickle!Clark and ickle!Lex having a moment in the front seat of Daddy Kent's pickup truck of frequently and quite often messily-requited love is officially the cutest thing to exist in the history of the world, then Chloe dissing Lex about his baldness in the episode where she and Pete get bitten by X-TREME centipedes is the most hilarious. You might say it was X-TREMEly funny. Funny TO THE MAX, even. Okay, I'm done now.

Actually, no I'm not. I'm sitting here at my computer and pissing myself laughing just thinking about it. Of course, the Fangirl part of my brain is going "OMGWTF YOU DO NOT DISS THE LEX, HOR!" and possibly waving a shotgun at Chloe while sipping hillbilly-brand hooch from a jar, but the Nasty Older Sibling section has been hot-wired by fourteen years of having a younger brother whose head is not only massively out of proportion to the rest of his body, but covered in the most fucked-up, patchy, dreadlock's-excuse for hair ever to exist on God's green earth, and Chloe's toupee crack shot straight through there and triggered my "laugh cruelly for hours" mechanism. Also, I have that "Mister Bad Toupee-Wearer" song stuck in my head. Hee! My mind is a crazy whirligig of fun.