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Jun. 26th, 2011 12:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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I always wanted a Mister Frosty - you know, the plastic snowman dude where you put ice into his hat and turned a handle and it came out of his tummy as crushed slush and then you added flavoured syrups to make Slush Puppies?
My parents refused to buy it for me two birthdays and Christmases in a row, and when they finally relented, what did I get? A fucking Chad Valley penguin knockoff. It broke after two goes, the cheap piece of shit! My brother and I tortured that fucking penguin - it was the villian in every game we played, we burned it with matches, left it outside in the rain, threw it from windows and the treehouse in "kamikaze" attacks on our Ponies and Sylvanian Families - it was a total target for our socio-economic rage at being too poor to get a proper fucking Mister Frosty!
Fuck you, Chad Valley Penguin. I hope you're still suffering for the pain you caused us!
I always wanted a Mister Frosty - you know, the plastic snowman dude where you put ice into his hat and turned a handle and it came out of his tummy as crushed slush and then you added flavoured syrups to make Slush Puppies?
My parents refused to buy it for me two birthdays and Christmases in a row, and when they finally relented, what did I get? A fucking Chad Valley penguin knockoff. It broke after two goes, the cheap piece of shit! My brother and I tortured that fucking penguin - it was the villian in every game we played, we burned it with matches, left it outside in the rain, threw it from windows and the treehouse in "kamikaze" attacks on our Ponies and Sylvanian Families - it was a total target for our socio-economic rage at being too poor to get a proper fucking Mister Frosty!
Fuck you, Chad Valley Penguin. I hope you're still suffering for the pain you caused us!
