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[froodle]

I finally got a new phone sorted on Tuesday and took great pleasure in deleting all British Gas-related fucktardery out of my contacts - huzzah for never again having to call in and get a bollocking for the crime of being ill!

So yesterday I was out and about and I heard the text-message alert go - a sound I have been without for the last three months. I open it up and:

JHEG: can u go2 medical centre and pick up my form saying im fit2race?
CATHEG: whats in it4me?
JHEG: do it u jobless sour goth
CATHEG: im in town wasting ur tyre money i dont want2
JHEG: plz ill make u galaxy caramel milkshake wen u get home
CATHEG: im spending all ur motorbike money on clothes u dont need it coz u cant afford2race now neway
JEHG: if u havent gone an got it u better hope ur pillowcases r sealed otherwise theyll be full of turds
CATHEG: if that happens lock ur bathroom coz the phantom shitter will b payin u a visit
JHEG: im goin2eat sum albran now - got2prepare my turds for ur bed
CATHEG: ill b home b4 u and ill lock taz in ur room so he pisses on everything
JHEG: ill run ur fucking cat over hes2fat to run away from me
CATHEG: ull still have catpiss stinking room tho. then ill kill the lizard
JHEG: u suck monkeydicks
CATHEG: ur face is a monkeydick. im at medical centre now, txt u when ive got it
JHEG: thx
CATHEG: got it. dnt forget milkshake.
JHEG: my milkshake brings all the hegs to the yard
CATHEG: damn right its better than urs
JHEG: lol g2g now my sour boss is bittering at me4no reason
CATHEG: stab him
JHEG: i will hes a slack pice of shit c u at home XX

In other news, it took three episodes, but the new season of Supernatural is finally not-rubbish, yay! Oh Castiel, you make everything better! And yes Sam, he does like Dean more than he likes you, probably because his head is actually in proportion to his body.

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[justtracy.livejournal.com]

"Oh Castiel, you make everything better! And yes Sam, he does like Dean more than he likes you"

Haha! Well, Castiel did say that him and Dean have a bond (or whatever it was)

[froodle]

Dean's face when he said it! And Castiel's little shrug and "I wasn't going to mention it". And inappropriate air quotes! Oh Castiel!

[justtracy.livejournal.com]

Dean's face was classic!

"My "people skills" are a little "rusty"".

[froodle]

And Dean telling him that he basically had to be nice to his brother and Castiel getting all, "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" even though Dean clearly is the boss of him.

[incandescens]

Aha, so you are the mysterious Cat Heg who txted me to say that you had a new phone number the other day. I thought you might be. :)

[froodle]

LOL yes, I should have signed it Froodle!