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[froodle]

It's a busy time for the Hall of Idiocy; check out the dregs of humanity who've washed up on the shores of my mobile phone:

Dumbfuck and Pink Lady: A Tale of Txtspk and Fuckwits

Stay tuned for the sequel, the Tale of Creepy Adam.

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[batgirl-beyond.livejournal.com]

Here via richardroxburgh
I hope I'm not intruding (well, hell, I am, so I'm sorry but . . .)I love you. If I am ever half as snarky as you, I'll sacrifice a goat. Or do something equally bloody.
(I was going to put a smiley face but realized you would verbally flog me, so no.)

[froodle]

Pfft, if I was worried about people "intruding" on my thoughts, I wouldn't be putting them on the internet. Am however puzzled by how you got here, given that I'm not actually a member of richardroxburgh. Not that it matters, since snark-appreciation is always welcome.

For future reference, though, I prefer gifts of manporn and chocolate to goat-sacrifices made in my honour.

[batgirl-beyond.livejournal.com]

Yay, no flogging!
There is a link to your journal on the userinfo page about where the mod got the name from.
Manporn and chocolate it is, then.

[froodle]

*checks*

Ooh, I'm famous! Le worship me!