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[froodle]

For fuck's sake, LJ! Thanks for letting me log in after eight bazillion years!

Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed their bank holiday weekend. I was woken up on Saturday by my brother jiggling a lobster in my face. And no, that isn't a euphamism for something else, I mean he literally sat on my bed, pulled my covers back from where they covered my head, and shook a large, beclawed crustacean in the vicinity of my eyes. I'd be angier with him but as he went on to terrorize mum, dad, the twins, Hayley and the cats with it, I'm not taking it personally.

Today Johnny and the Prawn were both too "sick" to go to work, so we wound up making burgers and watching District 9. About half-way through the film, I had a moment of realisation:

Froodle: Is this where "Prawn" comes from?
Johnny: Yeah.
Prawn: Really?
Johnny: Yeah, didn't you know?
Froodle: I thought it was because he's ginger with pasty translucent skin, like a raw prawn.
Johnny: Nah, it's cos he's an alien.
Prawn: Oh great, I'm either a pasty no-soul ginger or a gimp alien.
Johnny: But the prawns are awesome in this movie, it's the humans who are total dicks. The prawns just want to be friends and eat catfood.
Froodle: Stupid retard prawns, look, they're not even fighting back!
Prawn: Stop being racist against my people.
Johnny: Oh look, Prawn Pride!
Prawn: *yelling at the TV* Go on prawns! Kill that fucking bald gimp!
Froodle: *really bad South African accent* Sneaky fucking prawns!
Johnny: *equally bad South African accent* Fucking prawn threw a lollypop at me!
Prawn: Look at you two, Prawn-hatin' racists.
Johnny: *grabbing his burger* Eat some fucking catfood, Prawn!

Comments

[itsjustc.livejournal.com]

Is prawn a twin with Johnny? If so they must be non identical otherwise Johnny should be a prawn too!

[froodle]

Nsh, Prawn and Buzz Lighthair sre twins, fraternal though, so we have to think of different insults for each of them, and Johnny is their older brother, so I get to insult him but they don't.