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Jul. 24th, 2004 08:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleApparently Mothra has escaped from vintage Japanese B-movies and come to Leeds with the sole purpose of tormenting me. Two nights ago, he snuck in through the bathroom window while I was brushing my teeth, forcing me to retreat to the kitchen sink. Last night, he attacked me while I was on the computer, causing mass howling and flailing of arms. I thought I'd driven him off, but when I went to bed that night and pulled back the covers, who flew madly out at me, smacking his fat hairy body against the walls of my room, making disgusting slapping sounds? That's right; our old friend Mothra.
Had to change all the sheets due to fear of moth dust getting on me wile I sleep.
Hate moths.
Had to change all the sheets due to fear of moth dust getting on me wile I sleep.
Hate moths.
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Date: 2004-07-30 05:55 pm (UTC)everybody dies.
quit bitchin' dear.
maybe if you got that huge spider i took from your old apartment and trained as a ninja then released into your new apartment to the mothra then you wouldnt ie from moth, but from ninjaspider.
which could easily be avoied by buying me a monkey.
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Date: 2004-07-31 12:38 am (UTC)Can I interest you in a Wesley collectable plate?
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Date: 2004-07-31 12:41 am (UTC)...does it have spines on?
i mean. No. bad kitty! get me a monkey! or i'll steal every piece of clothing you have and send robowes round for a threesome with the fred dutch wife you have in your cupboard.
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Date: 2004-07-31 01:05 am (UTC)And yes, it comes with a replica spine that can me used as a toast-rack.
And le no! No monkeys. No robots. No ninjas.
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Date: 2004-07-31 01:12 am (UTC)about the monkeys, ninjas And robots.
and ooh. its like teleshoping. therefore you suck wesley.
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Date: 2004-07-31 01:15 am (UTC)I am Virginia, which means I'm cool, and was dating Wesley when he was cool.
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Date: 2004-07-31 01:54 am (UTC)you are a richgirl. and you suck *holds out chibiarms* thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much
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Date: 2004-07-31 02:21 am (UTC)Richgirls are cool.
Look at Cordy before she became Saint Bordelia.
Cool.
And don't try to disarm me with chibiness.
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Date: 2004-07-31 02:24 am (UTC)fine. can i be rich? pleeeeeease.
i'll be really good and never whine again.
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Date: 2004-07-31 03:21 am (UTC)Go watch Gravitation, damn you.
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Date: 2004-07-31 03:25 am (UTC)i.e. its your fault. you talk too much.
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Date: 2004-08-07 03:21 pm (UTC)