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froodleDUDES! Sylar's real dad is Daddy Luthor? On the one hand: AWESOME, because a day without John Glover is like a day without beautiful unicorns made from cake, but on the other hand, this makes Sylar's frequent lameitude even more annoying - you'd think with BDL floating around in his gene pool, he'd manage to be a bit more badass than he usually is.
Oh, and speaking of how much Sylar fails, did anyone else want to slap him when he went off on one at Radioactive Boy over how he'd used Sylar as a way to get out of town? Seriously Sylar, get over yourself. You're getting a strop on about the fact that a sixteen year old boy used you for his own selfish ends without considering your feelings first? Are you in fact a grown man or a highschool girl with a broken heart? Write it in glitter-ink in your fucking locked diary and put some sparkly stickers around it, you twinkie.
Also, I kind of figured that Rebel would turn out to be Micah, but I was secretly hoping Heroes would go down an ATM with a Heart of Gold-type route and Not-Niki would end up being stalked by a bowtie-wearing robot named Mister Wilson who makes her sing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" for hours on end until beautiful Nathan saves her beautifully with his beauty.
Man, Nathan is so pretty.
Oh, and speaking of how much Sylar fails, did anyone else want to slap him when he went off on one at Radioactive Boy over how he'd used Sylar as a way to get out of town? Seriously Sylar, get over yourself. You're getting a strop on about the fact that a sixteen year old boy used you for his own selfish ends without considering your feelings first? Are you in fact a grown man or a highschool girl with a broken heart? Write it in glitter-ink in your fucking locked diary and put some sparkly stickers around it, you twinkie.
Also, I kind of figured that Rebel would turn out to be Micah, but I was secretly hoping Heroes would go down an ATM with a Heart of Gold-type route and Not-Niki would end up being stalked by a bowtie-wearing robot named Mister Wilson who makes her sing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" for hours on end until beautiful Nathan saves her beautifully with his beauty.
Man, Nathan is so pretty.
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Date: 2009-10-21 05:00 pm (UTC)Watch out for the very talked about look that Luke gives Sylar in the car on the road trip - he definitely eyes him up!
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Date: 2009-10-21 05:07 pm (UTC)I liked that bit in the car where Luke called him a serial killer and Sylar was like, I'm not a serial killer, and Luke was all, "You have a pattern, you target specific victims, you take mementoes..." and Sylar got all huffy and was like, "Okay well technically I am a serial killer, can we drop it now?" and then in the diner he's trying to get Luke to to use his powers for SPECIFIC EVIL not like, randomly messing with dudes. Worst. Mentor. Ever.
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Date: 2009-10-21 08:49 pm (UTC)Somehow this part was the most traumatising bit of that whole traumatising sentance - probably because I imagined you saying it in a scary teenage girl way complete with spooky finger action. Nevertheless, despite the fact that your entire statement caused me to sob and choke a little in fear and disgust, I have mustered up the strength to come back here and tell you that you are SICK AND WRONG and that Luke/Sylar fanfiction is an ABOMINATION UPON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
YEAH STUPID DADDY PETRELLI HAVE A BULLET IN YOUR DUMB OLD FACE! Poor Adam. He was far too good to be in stupid Heroes anyway. Now he can get his own show on HBO where he can drink appletinis and debauch the bartenders wives to his hearts content, and also sometimes try to start religions based on himself that always devolve into wacky hijinx and/or bloodbaths.
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Date: 2009-10-21 10:43 pm (UTC)Okay, okay. - the evil 'Sylar spooky finger' is now back nice and quietly on the computer mouse.
Adam - far, far too good for heroes and never used to his full potential. Actually it would be great if he turned out to be the one behind the blackouts in Flashforward!
And I'd love to see this new Adam Monroe Show. Sounds like just my sort of thing. It's very important to me that he always speaks with his posh English accent though.
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Date: 2009-10-22 02:39 pm (UTC)the evil 'Sylar spooky finger'
That should so be one of the powers he gets next season - along with the ability to go "ooooOOOOooooOOOOoooo" in a spooky ghost voice while he does it. And Mr Bennett and Mama Petrelli will be all scornful about it, like, "Really Sylar? Really?!" but Claire and Hiro and Peter and all the littler Heroes will be like HOLY SHIT HE'S MOANING LIKE A GHOST THAT'S SO SPOOKY RUN AWAY! and the Haitian will just be like, "I fucking hate everyone on this show."
Oooh, maybe we could do an Invitation to Love-type thing where Adam plays identical twins, and one of them is super-manipulative and evil and always trying to take over the world/destroy the world/set things on fire and the other is a drunken whorebag who sluts it up with everything going and inadvertantly ruins his brothers plans - that way we have the best parts of Adam and Kensei in one beautiful package.
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Date: 2009-10-22 04:28 pm (UTC)I love the idea of twins. I can see the manipulative one being evil enough to trick every one into believing that he is his brother and do evil things and blame his whorebag brother for it all. And his brother just goes 'did I do that! I can't remember anything, I was too drunk! The last thing I remember was slutting it up with everyone I laid my eyes on!'
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Date: 2009-10-22 07:31 pm (UTC)No seriously, I had a conversation with an old college friend last night about the direction Heroes was going and he unveiled this whole plot arc that involved bestiality and mass poodle-rape at Crufts by at least three of the characters, and it was still less horrible than the scenario you just described!
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Date: 2009-10-22 07:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-22 07:39 pm (UTC)Oh, and obviously there would be a whole homoerotic incestuous undertone to all their interactions on-screen, and much ficcage resulting thereof.
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Date: 2009-10-22 08:18 pm (UTC)It's a word I had only ever heard of before to mean an American fluffy sponge cake and that's the context in which I was using it and the context in which I thought you were using it.
Well well! you learn something new everyday!
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Date: 2009-10-22 08:30 pm (UTC)But how will we, as the audience, be able to tell them apart?
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