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[froodle]

I would just like to point out that, although I do in fact own the Lair, I did not force anyone to sit there and watch it for ten fucking hours, so Snithy, how about you just admit that you loved it as much as Zac Efron loves cock and go and buy Dante's Cove like the no-taste-having failotron you are?

(For the record though, the Lair is a little bit beautiful. It definately needs hotter actors - when the best looking guy is the random newspaper bunny who doesn't even show up until season two, you've got casting problems - but Colin is fucking awesome when he stops trying to be a villian and just concentrates on being, well, basically Mark from Ugly Betty if Mark was a not-very-scary vampire witch who worked in a not-very-good sex club. Also when he gets staked, he explodes into glitter. I bet Damien doesn't fucking glitter. He just sits behind the wall and cries like the big gay baby he is.)

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[ajmckay.livejournal.com]

Dante's Cove definitely has the better cast of actors (in terms of hot appeal) and dare I admit it has a bit better plot overall even though saying either show even has a plot is kind of extreme. For the most part I love The Lair anyways for the fact that it has those gay vampires...and it knows its bad. The end.

[froodle]

Dante's Cove does have a few entry-level hotties, but it also has Tracy Scoggin, who is like, my own personal porn kryptonite. As soon as she shows up and starts even threatening to take her clothes off, I feel sick and weak.

At least Dante's Cove didn't have a werewolf who looked like Uncle Bulgaria from the Wombles and a totally random plot about a magical flower that makes you crazy that went absolutely nowhere and had nothing to do with anything else that was going on. On the other hand, as you so rightly say, the Lair is about gay vampires, so I'm kind of contractually obligated to like it despite it's many (oh so many) flaws and the lack of pretty.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Damian is better looking then Bunny! definitely better looking then colin... what kind of vampire feels comfortable with the name Colin? oh thats right, big arse jazz handed glitter bunnies.

you suck!

[froodle]

Bunny is way better looking. Bunny looks like he could actually be on a decent TV show. Well, semi-decent. Well, something by Warner Brothers anyway. Damien's not even good enough to be on Smallville. THAT'S RIGHT I TOTALLY WENT THERE!

You suck more!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I bet you ordered the last few seasons of Smallville - dont try and pretend otherwise!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

oooh space rabies

[froodle]

SOLARBABIES! Just because you're old and can't hear good no more!

[froodle]

Nope, but I did order Solarbabies, just for you.

And I will never order the last few seasons of Smallville, now that the epic love story that was Bo/the cows is ended. Also now that Tom Welling is a fatty, Big Daddy Luthor is dead and Lex and Clark have broken up, but mostly it's because I shall never again see Bo drink from his cow mug or stare lovingly and possessively over fields littered with his bovine harem.

[froodle]

Oh, and PS, Colin is a perfectly sensible vampire name. It's better than Edward Whothehellcares or whatever Cube's character is called.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

YOU SUCK

[froodle]

HAH I WIN!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

NEVER SUCKTARD!

[froodle]

If anyone is a sucktard around here, then quite clearly it is you, Pedoface.