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[froodle]

DUDES! Why does God hate me so much? All I want in life is a bowl with some ghosts on that I can eat my cereal out of. How hard can that be? But no, England has to made of losers who do not celebrate Halloween properly (ie, with GHOST BOWLS). Is it so inconcievable that I might be allowed to enjoy a bowl of delicious soup while staring at some ghosts? No!

And then, just to make it worse, while the UK eBay is all,"Did you mean these cheap plastic pieces of shit from Poundland?" the American eBay is like, "BEHOLD! A veritable cornucopia of BEAUTIFUL GHOST BOWLS that are NOT FOR FROODLES! AHAHAHAH! This one has SKULLS!"

AMERICANS! Quit hogging all the ghostbowls.

ENGLAND! Get it together and start having better Halloween stuff all year 'round.

EVERYONE! More werewolves please!

Also someone should buy me that Little Red Riding Hood cuckoo clock from Cursed. NO I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S NOT REAL I WANT IT!

This post has been brought to you by the International Brotherhood of Froodles Wanting Ghostbowls.

Comments

[3circledsun.livejournal.com]

How did you know cuckoo was spelled like that. I always thought it was spelled koo until recently.

[froodle]

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest. My mum is a fan of The Jack.

[scheherezhad]

Erm. We're sorry? [nudges her storage tubs full of Halloween stuff out of sight]

Remind me of this closer to Halloween, and I may be able to help.

[froodle]

So you should be! Tubs?! TUBS YOU SAY! I only have ONE tub! And it's small! It's more like a shoebox! In fact that's what it is! The outrage! Can't! Stop! Exclaiming!

[alt-baie.livejournal.com]

Halloween is as big as Christmas in my household. I can send you bowls/cups, et al come Halloween season. With ghosts! And bats! And amazing!

[froodle]

It should be as big as Christmas in EVERY household. Except, actually that would mean it got all commercialised and make people feel all obligated and put-upon which would ruin the TRUE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN and that would be sad. But then they SHOULD be obligated and not be lameosaurs who hate fun.

If you did that, you would be AMAZING and I would LOVE YOU LIKE CAKE!