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Apr. 4th, 2009 03:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleALEXANDER! I love you! Let's never be parted again. Seriously, I even love Colin Farrel's "conqueror-up-front, party-in-the-back" mullet wig. My love is all-encompassing!
...well, maybe not all. The bits with Ye Olde Ptolemy are still made of boring, and I could really do without that cringe-inducing sex scene between Alexarrell and Mimi from RENT and Cassander still needs to shut his fucking bitch mouth and not be in films anymore. Perhaps it would be fairer to say my love encompasses all the Alexarrell/Jarphaistion bits and the battle scenes and the bits with Olympias and Phillip and Buccephelus. The good bits, in other words.
...well, maybe not all. The bits with Ye Olde Ptolemy are still made of boring, and I could really do without that cringe-inducing sex scene between Alexarrell and Mimi from RENT and Cassander still needs to shut his fucking bitch mouth and not be in films anymore. Perhaps it would be fairer to say my love encompasses all the Alexarrell/Jarphaistion bits and the battle scenes and the bits with Olympias and Phillip and Buccephelus. The good bits, in other words.
