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[froodle]

Dudes, I am really confused by Rob Lowe's face. It's like, sometimes I look at him and I think he's really hot, and sometimes I look at him and I think he looks effeminate and pointy, and mostly when I look at him these days I think of the Orange advert. You know how people reckon the type of man you're attracted to varies depending on where you are in your menstrual cycle? Rob Lowe's face is the exact example of that. Like, when I'm at my most fertile, I demand everyone be burly and unshaven and capable of wrasslin' lions with their facial hair, and that's when I look at Rob Lowe and go "Pfft!" And then a week later when I'm slightly more sane and likely to attach higher value to a decent paycheque than the ability to kill wild animals with one's moustache, I look at him and go, "Hmmm."

Anyway, the point is that Rob Lowe should man the fuck up, because his ambiguously girly-hot face is affecting my ability to enjoy West Wing porn, and we can't have that. God damn you, Sam. Go pistol-whip some Republicans or something.

Name a fandom, and I’ll tell you my:

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship:
“You are one sick bastard” Ship:
“I dabble a little” Ship:
“It’s like a car crash” Ship:
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship:
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship:
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship:

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[chibimarchy.livejournal.com]

You already know what fandom I'm going to suggest. (Good luck coming up with that many parings, lol)

[froodle]

I don't think there's even as many characters as there are questions! Also, in defence of the wrongness of some of my answers, I have food poisoning and I've been up since 3 puking and that's after I had a nightmare that some hillbillies with monsters in their mouths and their eyes hanging out of their sockets tried to capture me, so I'm not feeling very stable.

One True Pairing Ship: Dash/Mars (as if you didn't already know)
Canon Ship: Edgar/Marilyn
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Prof. Zircon/Claude
“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Prof. Zircon/Edgar
“I dabble a little” Ship: Syndi/Dash
“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Syndi/Sergeant Knight
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: Syndi/Dash
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Mr Radford/the other Mr Radford
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: dude, are there actual much-loved ships for this show other than Mars/Dash? That's the main 'ship and it's only loved by like, three people. Stupid tiny fandom.

[chibimarchy.livejournal.com]

Mars/Dash pretty much is the only ship (yay, I'm one of those three! God knows I've produced like 3/4 of the fanfic...). I have seen older!Simon/Dash, which was actually kind of interesting, but yeah, that's it.

Although, Prof. Zircon/Edgar... *dies*

[froodle]

I know, it's like, well, I might dabble in Syndi/Dash (and possibly Devon/Mars, now that I think about it) if it actually existed. But it doesn't, so I won't.

Simon/Mr Wilson would also be pretty spork-inducing.

[chibimarchy.livejournal.com]

Ah, the pre-Melanie exploits of Devon and Mars... wow. I might just have to write that fic.

Which would mean Mars has a penchant for bad boys.

[froodle]

Even more so after the heart transplant, I think, the whole thing was a bit menage-a-trois-like, with Devon getting all pitter-pattery every time Mars and Melanie got close. Poor Melanie. She's so fucked in later life.

Which would mean Mars has a penchant for bad boys.
And who could blame him? They're so bad.

[thestorymaker.livejournal.com]

Well, in keeping with this post:

West Wing

and also

The Tribe xx

I have to agree....sometimes I think he's yummy and other times I think, hmmm...not so much..I agree with the pointy point, but then I think he's got pretty eyes. A definite love/hate face hehe.

[froodle]

For the West Wing:

One True Pairing Ship: Josh/Sam
Canon Ship: CJ/Danny
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Sam/Ainsley
“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Wee!Bartlet/Mrs Landingham
“I dabble a little” Ship: Donna/Cliff
“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Josh/Amy
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: CJ/Toby
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: CJ/Abbey
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Charlie/Zoey

For the Tribe:

One True Pairing Ship: Lex/Bray
Canon Ship: Jack/Elle
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Darryl/Ebony
“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Lex/KC
“I dabble a little” Ship: Ebony/Amber
“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Ebony/Zoot
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: Lex/Jack
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Jack/Patch
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Slade/Ram