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[froodle]

Hah! I just finished watching that episode of the Tribe where Jack and Dal set up the alarm for the first time and Bray sets it off, and Lex is all, "You are under arrest!" and then Amber comes along and tells them they are all stupid and to go to bed and Bray is like, "But don't you want to interrogate me?" and I'm not kidding, he says it in this really pervy voice and gives Lex a dead saucy wink, and then he looks totally disappointed when it doesn't happen. DUDES I AM TELLING THE TRUTH YOU CAN SEE JACK LAUGHING ABOUT IT IN THE BACKGROUND.

Now I'm watching the one where they have to get nice food for Zandra and Lex's wedding feast and they go out to the farm and meet Alice for the first time, and Lex wants to get cider for his stag night but he has nothing to trade and Alice is all, "How will you make it worth my while?" and then she gives him this look like, IZ RAEP TIEM NAOW PLZ? and Lex is all like, HO NOES I IZ GETTING MARRIED! and Alice is like, "Shame." Then she steals his virtue CD. Bray fumes. Jack laughs. Dal is disgusted by everyone.

In other news, here is some Pointy/Todd porn. You know you want that shit.

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[thestorymaker.livejournal.com]

Well of course, Bray/Lex luvvin has been around since the beginning of time!! They were so doing it every chance they got!


And Alice, I loved Alice. I was so glad they brought her into the second series, she was so much fun to have around. I always felt a little sorry for her and her Lex luvvin which went un-noticed, but of course, Lex was too busy making eyes at Tai San whilst sekritly doing it with Bray xx

[froodle]

For real, they totally were! Especially in season three when they were holed up together in their Rebel Headquarters of Illicit Mansexin'.

It wasn't that sekrit. Amber definately knew what was going on, and probably Taisan too. Jack knows because he keeps giggling about it. Ryan tries really hard not to think about it (seriously, in the alarm bit, Ryan's face when Lex tells him to arrest Bray is just like, "Lex, please don't get me involved in your gay shit!"). Ebony knew it deep down, but she couldn't admit it even to herself. I just watched the one where Lex tips all the antidote out into the hotel pool and Ebony gets mad and kicks him out, and Bray has this big rant at her about it and Ebony's like, *scoff* "What were you going to do, nurse him tenderly til he died in your arms?" and Bray is like "YES!" *sob* and Ebony's like, "......" and then she just tries to pretend that part of the conversation didn't happen.

I always thought there was a bit of an Alice/Taisan vibe happening in season 2. Although there was one bit where Lex and Alice are talking and I think he tucks her hair behind her ear or something similar and it was so sweet and I kind of sort of wanted them to get it together. But Bray would probably have tried cut her like a bitch, and then she'd have broken his legs, so maybe it's for the best.