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[froodle]

Man, I am going to have no money at all in October. I just got the email from Amazon giving me the release date for Iron Man as the 27th, there's already a ton of stuff I want that gets released then, plus it's Halloween so I'll spend shitloads on decorations and food shaped like bats and stuff. I guess I could offer to do some overtime at work, but frankly double and even triple time is not enough to get me to set foot in that hellhole when I don't absolutely have to.

Incidentally, I know at least one of you is going to suggest I just don't buy everything I want as soon as it comes out, so let me pre-empt you by saying: shut up, stop hanging around on LJ giving out useless advice, and go and watch In Bruges.

Which, by the way, is so awesome that I am watching it again right now, and I only came on LJ to share what is officially my favourite line in a movie that is entirely comprised of favourite lines: "Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't." I'd like to say I will use a variation on this at every opportunity, but it doesn't work for me as a) the island I grew up on is pretty much one giant sheep-fucking farm surrounded by ocean and b) although I am not myself retarded, pretty much everyone else there was. And is. So it doesn't really fit.

Fortunately, my second-favourite line in the entire film, "I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite...a dwarf" is good for pretty much all occaisons. Or it will be, once I have perfected the art of bringing scale-tipping into every conversation I shall ever have.

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[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I've already ordered the special deluxe box set and I really dont have any money...

You know for Halloween we could always watch the new season of One Tree Hill, Im taping it specially!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

ps. the icon is just so you know you made up the dalek porn *nods*

[froodle]

Well, this icon is just to tell you that you're as gay as Harvey's stupid gay face.

[froodle]

What's the deluxe box set? "Now with actual bad guy and more comedy drunken ragings from Mssr Stark"? Ooh, does it come with an action figure? I just bought the normal version because I am normal.

Squinty McGinty is a little bit too horrifying for my tastes, thanks very much. I like to be scared on Halloween, but not to the point where I throw up in my mouth. We can watch Heroes instead and figure out who would win at karate-chopping midgets. (Hint: not Sylar.)

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

You know you liked Harvey really

[froodle]

Seriously, worst supervillian ever. He only killed five people in the whole movie, then he fell off a building like a big retard and died. He's the Nolan-verse equivilent of Lindsey McDonald, only he doesn't play guitar or own a pickup truck.

So in fact he's more of a loser than Lindsey.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

dont know, it just said deluxe and I though 'must have' - its up on p;ay if you have a look

Heroes is gay

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

but you did love Lindsey so err what your point?!

[froodle]

No, I loved Cricket, who happened to look slightly like Lindsey. Clearly, Harvey does not look like either Lindsey or Cricket even with a whole face, so it is totally different. I was just comparing their suckiness, not their physical attributes.

[froodle]

Aw boo, it's just the two-disc version. I thought it was a secret magical version that came with stickers or something.

Heroes is good, but then I guess you are allergic to anything that doesn't suck, so you probably can't see it.