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[froodle]

I can't believe Supernatural gave me nightmares. I am such a loser. And it wasn't even about Sam's ominous squinty eyes, either. Incidently, everyone who told me it was superhomoerotic? You are liars and I hate you. And your children. And your children's children. For one month!

But, it's okay, because you know what is homoerotic? Oh yes, the Tribe! How spiteful is Bray dragging Lex off to do security detail on his honeymoon? Whatever, Bray. It's fine for you to tramp around with Danni, Possessor of the World's Most Annoying Voice*, but Lex gets hooked up and you turn into a jealous, whiny manbitch. Oh wait! You already were.

In other news, rumours that I may have stabbed someone in the leg with a cunningly concealed herd of knives are completely exaggerated, Snithy is a filthy, Robson Green-fancying, Smallville-buying liar and none of you are to believe her. No! Rumours that I forced her to sit through I Was A Teenage Vampire and endure the almighty horror that is Wilson in short-shorts, too much blusher and a really horrendous shade of lipstick are, however, accurate. WILSON WEARS SHORT-SHORTS! No, I did not make that up.

And in yet other news, I hate work so much at the moment. Idiothairdresser has just gone full-time, and while that would be dire news in itself, she managed to get her stupid townie-duck ass kicked off allocation (a job which kept her on the far side of the office from where I, lowly phone-monkey, reside) and now she sits at my workstation and I have to listen to her fucking bleating all day long and oh my God, I am going to stab her. And now I have to work ten days in a row because my supervisors basically gave me the choice between involuntary overtime and losing a day of my beautiful precious weekend, or having to do a ten-day stint but get all four days off. They are so totally taking the piss lately, and if this keeps up, I really will hand in my notice.

And! In some more news, finally my stupid-ass insurance company have gotten back o me about that break-in back in May - May! - apparently they "lost" my file and didn't bother to tell me until last week. Still, my brokers now have all my details and are saying they think it will be settled by next week. So yay!

Anyway, that's all I have time for now, as it is time for more Supernatural and perhaps some pie. And perfecting my cake-knife technique so that I can kill Idiothairdresser in a way that makes it look like an accident. Farewell!

*Apart from the Idiothairdresser, who, as previously mentioned, sounds like a townie-duck.

Comments

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

YOU STABBED ME IN THE THIGH!!!

You should hand your notice in *nods*

I'm still having nightmares about Wouse in short shorts by the way, Iblame you for it

[froodle]

YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING!

I went around all lsat week singing that "Who wears short-shorts?" song at random intervals.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

What about the wound!

You crazy thang you :P

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

See, I am totally baffled by the fact that everyone claims Supernatural is totally homoerotic. It's just ... not. I mean, yes, I can VAGUELY see why people want to ship Dean and Sam but ... they are brothers. Close brothers. That's just ... well, what it is.

It's a lot of fun though. :) Enjoy it and celebrate the lovelyness that is DEAN!

Oh, and don't worry about the nightmares. I spent nearly a week looking suspiciously around wondering if scary, scary monsters might be around and one of the episodes.

[froodle]

I know! It's like, that one where they have the Prank War o' DOOM! is very cute, but it's cute in a, "Oh, look how cute these two guys, who are obviously brothers and not in an incesty way, are together!" I think maybe I'm just getting old, that I have come to a point in my life where I can see two hot guys having a conversation and not think, "Man, they doing it."

Dean is hot... but I think I may have to break up with him and go out with his dad because OH MY GOD JOHN WINCHESTER IS FINE!

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I just do not see this ton of slash that everyone else does. I think maybe I just don't generally do incest pairings - all the things where incest is popular, I'm going "... but noooooo! NOT SEXING EACH OTHER, JUST BROTHERS!" (or brother and sister in one case)

Fine, you have John Winchester. Dean can be MINE!

[froodle]

Hoorah for sexy (but not with each other) Winchester. Hoorah, I say!

[incandescens]

Feh. Idiot insurance. Glad they've got things sorted and under way.

And sympathy regarding hairdresser. I know how that stabbing-urge can feel. Believe me.

[froodle]

I shall console myself by imagining all the beautiful things I shall buy when the cheque finally comes through. Even though really I shall probably use it to pay off my overdraft and then whine about how somehow I have become this semi-responsible nearly-grownup, and then I will play with Playmobile to make myself feel better.

[incandescens]

Life is tough when you are a grownup.

[froodle]

Not if you have Playmobile!

[incandescens]

True, true . . .

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

SQUEE for Supernatural! :D So, if it wasn't about Sam and his squintysexy eyes, what were you having nightmares about?

incidentally, I had a dream last night where I was talking to Sam and apparently I said something that totally squicked him out and caused him to start rubbing rock salt all over his chest. *blinks*

[froodle]

The firey burny thing from that episode where Sam and Dean go back to their old house and Sam's all, "It's the demon!" and Dean's like, "It's not the demon!" and Sassy Black Lady Psychic is all, *is black and sassy* and Dean is like, *sadcries* because she said he was a goofy-looking kid and then I saw some episodes where there were flashbacks and OH MY GOD SO GOOFY-LOOKING!