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[froodle]

Salutations! I hope everyone here is having a frolick-filled time filled with JOY! I was going to post yesterday but after having a day made up entirely of SUPER UBER FUCKTARDOROIDS on the 'phones (seriously, asshole, do not presume to correct me on how my last name is pronounced. It is my fucking last name, ergo I know how it is pronounced. Also, you are a stuck-up Southern CUNT and I hope you get cancer and die and your wife leaves you!) I decided not to as my post would have been comprised entirely from RAGE! And that would have been sad for all.

ANYWAY! Does anyone else remember a Moomin book where they went to a lighthouse and there was a lighthouse keeper and he was sad because he never saw anyone and then I think Moominpapa took over for a bit and wore a yellow rain slicker? Because I recall this but I have read all the Moomintroll books in my possession and it is not in there and now I am CONFUSED and wondering if I imagined it all.

ALSO! If the list of events happening in the next twelve months in Takapuna is anything to go by, it transpires that everyone in New Zealand is obsessed with dancing and compost. This makes me very sad, as part of me was hoping I would arrive to find the streets filled with war-painted pretties roller-blading around. Now I regret telling Alan to sell his car on the basis that they don't have petrol in NZ. I think this proves you should probably not base your understanding of a country on one TV show.

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[miriglum.livejournal.com]

Yes, there is a book about a lighthouse and a lighthouse keeper. I remember not if he was sad, or pjolly. Will consult the great archives of moominlore, aka bookshelves at home. Or perhaps am merely trying to LURE YOU DEEPER INTO MADNESS. Tra la la.

Have lost my phone: let me know if anything comes up re sat, or shall turn up as planned at 4pm at yours.

[froodle]

Was there also one about a circus, and there was a prima donna who either was or rode a magical dancing horse that was blue with pink hearts? I think somebody has eaten some of my Moominbooks. *glares in rabbitly direction*

[miriglum.livejournal.com]

have just had a phonecall from the whores@rail: got to get my ass on the 1pm train today, or god aline knows when I'll get home. I'm soooooo sorry! And I don't have your number to grovel in person! I'll see you in Jan, and do email me your phoney numbers! Got to go!

[froodle]

Fear not! For I took advantage of your absense to eat an entire chocolate orange all to myself and watch Highlander without being mercilessly and undeservedly mocked, so really it all turned out for the best. I think Liamneeson deliberately sabotaged the rails so I could spend my time getting over Krycek by watching him be unkillable in other shows. HURRAH FOR CHRISTMAS!

[miriglum.livejournal.com]

Hurrah indeed. I really am so sorry - you see how we have come to rely on these - gadgets! Gimcrackery! Soon they will rise up and destroy us! But in absenbse of said, how about a New Year Eve shindig to make up? And by shindig, I mean cake, tv, frowning at the young people getting drunk outside. Will message you shiny new number, so send us a text or somesuch so I know yours!

Happy Xmas!

(and you *do* deserve to be mocked about Highlander, fyi)

[froodle]

I'm sure there's some secret rule about not putting your phone number on Livejournal on account of it attracting psychos and weirdoes, but I already know you, so how bad can it be? 07771591312 is mine, text me your new number and we shall indeed have ourselves a mighty fine shindog, although possibly without duels and skanky Inaras.

(SCANDEL! I'm going to make you watch it now.)