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[froodle]

INCONCIEVABLE! I have managed to contract a horrible cold and lose my voice, and now, I cannot order take-out or talk to myself while performing basic household tasks. Nor, as I have discovered, can I yell abuse at Stephen King whilst watching the special features on Kingdom Hospital. This makes me feel very sad.

So anyway: Dear Stephen King, you are a smug fuckwit and your books are vastly over-rated. The only time I have ever enjoyed one of your productions was when you stole the idea off some Danish guy. In conclusion: you suck.

You know what would be weird? If there was City of Bones fanfiction. I mean, the whole book is basically the Draco Trilogy with the names changed and the more tell-tale scenes taken out, so if people wrote FF for it, they would basically be writing fanfiction for fanfiction... is that meta? I think so.

On other news: Akabane = SO VERY WRONG! I am traumatised by his levels of wrongitude. I will flinch every time I see a man in a wide-brimmed black hat.

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[incandescens]

But he's such an elegant stalker! (to reference your earlier text)

And he has a long swishy coat. It is a very swishy swishy coat.

(Have you, by any chance, seen the hospital episode yet?)

[froodle]

Being elegant doesn't necessarily exclude him from also being just not right! It is a coat filled with pockets of wrongness and scalpels!

(And yes, and it was so wrong! The apples! Oh, the wrongness! Although I did have hysterics over Ban using that fluffy stick thing to make Shido fall out of the window when he was in cat-mode.)

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

I like Paul. And also Christine, but that's another production altogether.

[froodle]

Paul rules. When you're that pretty, they don't need to explain what you're doing in the show. Which one was Christine? Blonde Girl Doctor? I am in a state of ambivilence towards her. She's not as much fun as Lona.

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

HE WAS THERE TO BE EVIL. AND NOT MAKE SENSE WHEN HE WAS OSIRIS AT THE END. Oh, he wore braces and I loved him.

No, Christine is the evil car Stephen King wrote about, whom I love. She was a bit scary. But still.

[froodle]

And to wear eyeliner and inject some much needed prettiness and fun with eyeliner and ICECREAM OF DEATH! Yay for Paul.

Christine's evil could not defeat the Akiocar. AKIO FOR THE WIN!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Your ear isnt hurting again is it? I guess at least you get to stay off work :S

There isn't City of Bones fanfiction... I've checked ;P

[froodle]

No, no, ear is fine, just lost my voice. And I didn't get to stay off work, I had to come in and do smelly admin. Which is better than customers, but still, boo!

You disgust me.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

You love me really

[froodle]

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