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Feb. 28th, 2007 10:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleLa! Here I am again, replete in the knowledge that my genius will shine a little light on your humdrum existances! Okay, actually I spent all my money on DVDs and didn't have enough left over to visit the Interweb Cafe until now, but nonetheless, I feel you rejoicing at my return from Nowheresville.
Naturally you will all be filled with glee to learn that, despite having a cold, I am in a much better mood today than the last time I filled your FLists with my ranting. This is mostly because, as of now, I am off work until next Wednesday (JOY!) and as I mentioned, I have many many beautiful DVDs to edutain me, and also, I just checked the_adult_tribe and there is SO MUCH PORN it fills me with more happiness than a barrell of monkeys.
On a seperate note, just out of interest, theoretically speaking, is it cruel of me to take such gleeful amusement at the sight of a certain tantrum-throwing coworker making an idiot of herself by parading around acting like Gods gift after recieving a fake Valentines day card? Which I did not send, incidently, but that doesn't mean I can't laugh about it. I was especially amused when she claimed to have gotten one in the same handwriting for the past five years. Not that I take enjoyment in other people's misery, of course.
Anyway, on to less mean things! The third season of the Wire is almost as much fun as a wall of virus-infected monkeys. And that's pretty fun. Except for the DASTARDLY END, which I am trying to pretend never happened, I think it was my favourite season ever. Bodie and Pooh running into Herc and Carver at the movie theatre. Herc and Carvers whole "one guy, one act, one time" game, and Carver telling everyone in their division. I don't know anything about baseball, but I know when a joke is not going to get old. Bunny! Oh Bunny, I love you, on the offchance that a Stringer-less fourth season will woo me back, I hope you are still around!
Speaking of walls of virus-infected monkeys, I have finally gotten around to replacing my Highlander DVDs, and can I just say... FITZ! I love you like pancakes! Don't ever leave me again! Also, Kronos! I love you like some kind of pancakes that are really bad for me and make me sick if I eat them too much, but are still delicious and sexy and evil! Or like chocolate trifle. Also, Methos! Wear sweaters that fit! But I love you anyway! Like an awkward annoying pancake that does not want to flip over but is still tasty with maple syrup! Man, I want some pancakes.
In a similar vein, if anyone out there is thinking of renting Highlander: Raven out of some kind of misplaced nostalgiafied fondness for Amanda... don't. Not just because it's not good, although it's not. Not because Amanda now has stupid, stupid, stupid hair that makes me embarrassed just to look at it. But because it has Dan "the Man" Scott from OTH* costarring. Oh, the horror. I had to go watch Comes a Horseman and Revelations 6-8 like FIFTY THOUSAND TIMES in order to clense my mind.
...
Okay, that's actually a lie. I just watched the uncut versions once, and laughed myself stupid at poor Methos in his Peter Pan outfit during that whole bit with the well and the island (and Kronos's wig. Really! I have no words) and occaisonally listened to the audio commentary. And then walked around chuckling to myself over the whole "maybe he's squeezing something else" line. But seriously, Raven sucks. Don't watch it. Cut off your limbs and jump in lava rather than subject yourself to such torture.
Also, "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" is out on DVD. I would buy it, but I have decided not to buy any more until the third seasons of Deadwood and Miami Vice come out on March 20th, because I spent so much money last month and also I haven't actually finished watching Highlander.
Whelp, that's about all I have time for right now, so I am going to shop and buy pancakes and concievably save all this Tribeporn onto a disc for perusal at a later date, so I bid you adieu.
*I hasten to add, I was tricked by a dastardly chain of events set in motion by an utter Dastard by the name of Snithy into watching a few episodes. And then I stopped because I came out of the coma in which the subpar acting, boring plots and fugly, squinty, beaky-nosed cast had caused me to fall into.
Naturally you will all be filled with glee to learn that, despite having a cold, I am in a much better mood today than the last time I filled your FLists with my ranting. This is mostly because, as of now, I am off work until next Wednesday (JOY!) and as I mentioned, I have many many beautiful DVDs to edutain me, and also, I just checked the_adult_tribe and there is SO MUCH PORN it fills me with more happiness than a barrell of monkeys.
On a seperate note, just out of interest, theoretically speaking, is it cruel of me to take such gleeful amusement at the sight of a certain tantrum-throwing coworker making an idiot of herself by parading around acting like Gods gift after recieving a fake Valentines day card? Which I did not send, incidently, but that doesn't mean I can't laugh about it. I was especially amused when she claimed to have gotten one in the same handwriting for the past five years. Not that I take enjoyment in other people's misery, of course.
Anyway, on to less mean things! The third season of the Wire is almost as much fun as a wall of virus-infected monkeys. And that's pretty fun. Except for the DASTARDLY END, which I am trying to pretend never happened, I think it was my favourite season ever. Bodie and Pooh running into Herc and Carver at the movie theatre. Herc and Carvers whole "one guy, one act, one time" game, and Carver telling everyone in their division. I don't know anything about baseball, but I know when a joke is not going to get old. Bunny! Oh Bunny, I love you, on the offchance that a Stringer-less fourth season will woo me back, I hope you are still around!
Speaking of walls of virus-infected monkeys, I have finally gotten around to replacing my Highlander DVDs, and can I just say... FITZ! I love you like pancakes! Don't ever leave me again! Also, Kronos! I love you like some kind of pancakes that are really bad for me and make me sick if I eat them too much, but are still delicious and sexy and evil! Or like chocolate trifle. Also, Methos! Wear sweaters that fit! But I love you anyway! Like an awkward annoying pancake that does not want to flip over but is still tasty with maple syrup! Man, I want some pancakes.
In a similar vein, if anyone out there is thinking of renting Highlander: Raven out of some kind of misplaced nostalgiafied fondness for Amanda... don't. Not just because it's not good, although it's not. Not because Amanda now has stupid, stupid, stupid hair that makes me embarrassed just to look at it. But because it has Dan "the Man" Scott from OTH* costarring. Oh, the horror. I had to go watch Comes a Horseman and Revelations 6-8 like FIFTY THOUSAND TIMES in order to clense my mind.
...
Okay, that's actually a lie. I just watched the uncut versions once, and laughed myself stupid at poor Methos in his Peter Pan outfit during that whole bit with the well and the island (and Kronos's wig. Really! I have no words) and occaisonally listened to the audio commentary. And then walked around chuckling to myself over the whole "maybe he's squeezing something else" line. But seriously, Raven sucks. Don't watch it. Cut off your limbs and jump in lava rather than subject yourself to such torture.
Also, "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" is out on DVD. I would buy it, but I have decided not to buy any more until the third seasons of Deadwood and Miami Vice come out on March 20th, because I spent so much money last month and also I haven't actually finished watching Highlander.
Whelp, that's about all I have time for right now, so I am going to shop and buy pancakes and concievably save all this Tribeporn onto a disc for perusal at a later date, so I bid you adieu.
*I hasten to add, I was tricked by a dastardly chain of events set in motion by an utter Dastard by the name of Snithy into watching a few episodes. And then I stopped because I came out of the coma in which the subpar acting, boring plots and fugly, squinty, beaky-nosed cast had caused me to fall into.
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Date: 2007-02-28 01:50 pm (UTC)Also, you can download Are You Afraid of the Dark? so there isn't any point in buying the dvds just yet.
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Date: 2007-03-03 02:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-03 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-12 06:38 pm (UTC)Yes, that was Totally Hot!I would never read such a thing, my mind and heart are pure and contain only thoughts of Bray/Lex.no subject
Date: 2007-03-18 04:43 pm (UTC)You know? I haven't been able to find any Brex with a higher rating than pg-13. *goes off to look some more*
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Date: 2007-03-31 10:58 am (UTC)