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Nov. 4th, 2005 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleIt's probably dreadfully old-fashioned and unprogressive of me, but I always imagine God as an older gent hanging out in a castle made of fluffy white clouds. Only instead of being some besandled Santa, I like to imagine him as Qui Gonn Jinn. I figure, if there has to be some old guy in space looking out for me, I'd like it to be Liam Neeson. The moral of this story is that everything that happens to me is ultimately attributable to Liam Neeson.
In other, more Smallville-flavoured news: Oh Lana. Just when I thought I couldn't hate you any more, you go and catch baby rabies. Between Tom Welling, Kristen Kreuk and that freakish toad-like baby, there was more vacant, glassy-eyed stares and drooling than in any zombie movie I've ever seen. Also, it says a lot about what a tool Clark has been this season that I seriously expected him to have a go at Lex for using Freakbaby's genetic material to cure cancer. Bring back Prom Queen!Clark and Ranty Evil!Lex, say I.
Doesn't Clark's blood bring people back from the dead? There was a big thing with Lana's multi-talented yet forgettable love interest last season using Clark's drugs to be non-corpsified. Clark could so have resurrected Freakbaby's dad and harvested his bone marrow to save Freakbaby, but no, he has to be a selfish dumbass like always. I desperately miss the Clark/Lex sweetness from the earlier seasons, but damn, Lex could do so much better. Except for, you know, the part where all his other floozies end up trying to kill him or banging his dad or stealing his company. Who knew being a sexy, morally ambiguous billionairre was so hard?
In other, more Smallville-flavoured news: Oh Lana. Just when I thought I couldn't hate you any more, you go and catch baby rabies. Between Tom Welling, Kristen Kreuk and that freakish toad-like baby, there was more vacant, glassy-eyed stares and drooling than in any zombie movie I've ever seen. Also, it says a lot about what a tool Clark has been this season that I seriously expected him to have a go at Lex for using Freakbaby's genetic material to cure cancer. Bring back Prom Queen!Clark and Ranty Evil!Lex, say I.
Doesn't Clark's blood bring people back from the dead? There was a big thing with Lana's multi-talented yet forgettable love interest last season using Clark's drugs to be non-corpsified. Clark could so have resurrected Freakbaby's dad and harvested his bone marrow to save Freakbaby, but no, he has to be a selfish dumbass like always. I desperately miss the Clark/Lex sweetness from the earlier seasons, but damn, Lex could do so much better. Except for, you know, the part where all his other floozies end up trying to kill him or banging his dad or stealing his company. Who knew being a sexy, morally ambiguous billionairre was so hard?
