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[froodle]

So, apparently Lex is a sexaholic. When did this happen? The whole weird thing with his mother and Martha Kent and that whole barrel of wrongness, I have no problem with, since it was actually mentioned on the show. But this? Was something completely out of the blue.

And don't get me wrong, the Lex nookie is always a welcome balm to the unending pain that is Lana, but what the fuck? Where the hell did that come from? I mean, I know I've been pretty nasty about Julian McMahon's receeding hairline in the latest series of Nip/Tuck, but I was unaware that Lex has suddenly morphed into Christian Troy.

...does that make Clark Kimber?

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[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

yes. yes it does. kimber is a dick.

anyway, everyone knows that all fandom characters are sexaholics. it's how you differentiate between canon and fandom characters in well written fic. obviously it cant be too well written and in character as then what would be the point? because it's PORN.

[froodle]

Aww hey, I like Kimber. Clark can be Julia. Stupid Juliark.

And this is actually canon. Sexaholic!Lex in fanfic, I got no problem with. As long as it's not with Lana or like... his dad. Or Bo Duke, even though I do feel sorry for him as the only Kent not getting their fair share of Luthorlusting.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

clark is straight

[froodle]

You sicken me.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*blink* Batbale made me do it.

[froodle]

Batbale sickens me too. Though less so than Juliark, the unholy combination of Clark and Julia. Strong in the whiny, passive-agressive and generally being a dick ways of the Force.