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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleYay, Batman Begins is out on Friday! I guess I will give Stinky Hannah her illegal pirate copy (complete with random person crying during that scene at the end where Dickhead McLoveinterest is breaking up with Angsty McBroodsalot, which actually had me convinced that Bruce was making little sobbing noises over being dumped for Dawson Leery's forehead) back. Woolfie wants to borrow it anyway, and I suppose it's the least I can do, as the whole Desperate Dan thing is going to keep me amused for a good long while.
(For the record, I actually think Simon is very very pretty; I mean, he's no Jayne, but we can't all be be sexy man-ape-gone-wrong things. I just like winding Hannah up, since she takes such delight in tormenting me over Cricket.)
In further Simon-related news, I finally figured out what the fuck was going on in those last few minutes of Serenity;
It's a lovebot. It's a Simon-shaped lovebot. This has the twofold advantage of a) not making me sick with the whole Simon/Kaylee plethora of sick and wrongitude and b) allowing me to retain my respect for Kaylee as a mechanic who, let's face it, just invented the best damn vibrator the world has ever seen. I mean, who wouldn't want a Simon lovebot? I bet Mal has one.
Not Jayne, though. Jayne gets the real thing.
(For the record, I actually think Simon is very very pretty; I mean, he's no Jayne, but we can't all be be sexy man-ape-gone-wrong things. I just like winding Hannah up, since she takes such delight in tormenting me over Cricket.)
In further Simon-related news, I finally figured out what the fuck was going on in those last few minutes of Serenity;
It's a lovebot. It's a Simon-shaped lovebot. This has the twofold advantage of a) not making me sick with the whole Simon/Kaylee plethora of sick and wrongitude and b) allowing me to retain my respect for Kaylee as a mechanic who, let's face it, just invented the best damn vibrator the world has ever seen. I mean, who wouldn't want a Simon lovebot? I bet Mal has one.
Not Jayne, though. Jayne gets the real thing.
