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Nov. 20th, 2015 06:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleI dont know if people actually get stupider and more worthless when danny's off, or if its just that when he isnt in im more acutely aware of how unbelievably dumb they are because I have twice as much work to do in the same number of hours and am more therefore sensitive to having my time wasted by inane queries from subliterate fucktards, or if their halfwittery simply isnt as bad when theres two of us to handle it, but ive spent the week yet again doing the job of two full-time employees and I am ready that burn that fucking shithole to the ground.
in any normal office, if you knew one person was covering a whole department by herself, you'd either do what you could to alleviate some of the pressure, or at least try not to add to it unnecessarily. not come flapping and faffing and bothering someone whose doing three things at once - three things, by the way, that involve BRINGING MONEY INTO THIS CESSPOOL OF A COMPANY SO IF YOU WANT TO GET PAID AT THE END OF THE MONTH MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP - because, OH NO, this bill looks weird.
I am not the billing department. actually, YOU'RE from the billing department. sit the fuck down and shut up.
OH NO THIS GUY NEEDS HIS DIRECT DEBIT CANCELLING.
he pays on a standing order. you can tell because next to each and every one of those payments, it says "standing order". try to read, you fucking moron.
OH NO HAVE YOU SEEN THIS EMAIL? LET ME READ IT OUT LOUD TO YOU ACROSS THE OFFICE!
do I actually have to tell you how to forward me a fucking email? it is not done verbally. go home, kill your children, then kill yourself.
HEY IT IS QUARTER TO FIVE AND YOU ARE AWAY FROM YOUR DESK LOCKING UP CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION BEFORE LEAVING FOR THE WEEKEND, TIME TO COMPLAIN TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!
This shit again? Really? Go fuck yourselves. As this was the supervisor of the person who pulled that stunt last time, and thetime before that, I guess now I know where it comes from. I am not a call centre. I do not have to be available to you and your staff of derpflids 100% of the time. Die in a fire.
HEY ITS ONE MINUTE PAST FIVE, ANSWER THIS QUERY REAL QUICK.
Sure. The answer is, I hope you get raped by hornets. I'm leaving now, feel free to be hit by a car over the weekend, you fucking cunt.
in any normal office, if you knew one person was covering a whole department by herself, you'd either do what you could to alleviate some of the pressure, or at least try not to add to it unnecessarily. not come flapping and faffing and bothering someone whose doing three things at once - three things, by the way, that involve BRINGING MONEY INTO THIS CESSPOOL OF A COMPANY SO IF YOU WANT TO GET PAID AT THE END OF THE MONTH MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP - because, OH NO, this bill looks weird.
I am not the billing department. actually, YOU'RE from the billing department. sit the fuck down and shut up.
OH NO THIS GUY NEEDS HIS DIRECT DEBIT CANCELLING.
he pays on a standing order. you can tell because next to each and every one of those payments, it says "standing order". try to read, you fucking moron.
OH NO HAVE YOU SEEN THIS EMAIL? LET ME READ IT OUT LOUD TO YOU ACROSS THE OFFICE!
do I actually have to tell you how to forward me a fucking email? it is not done verbally. go home, kill your children, then kill yourself.
HEY IT IS QUARTER TO FIVE AND YOU ARE AWAY FROM YOUR DESK LOCKING UP CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION BEFORE LEAVING FOR THE WEEKEND, TIME TO COMPLAIN TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!
This shit again? Really? Go fuck yourselves. As this was the supervisor of the person who pulled that stunt last time, and thetime before that, I guess now I know where it comes from. I am not a call centre. I do not have to be available to you and your staff of derpflids 100% of the time. Die in a fire.
HEY ITS ONE MINUTE PAST FIVE, ANSWER THIS QUERY REAL QUICK.
Sure. The answer is, I hope you get raped by hornets. I'm leaving now, feel free to be hit by a car over the weekend, you fucking cunt.
