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Jun. 23rd, 2011 02:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleI finally got a new phone sorted on Tuesday and took great pleasure in deleting all British Gas-related fucktardery out of my contacts - huzzah for never again having to call in and get a bollocking for the crime of being ill!
So yesterday I was out and about and I heard the text-message alert go - a sound I have been without for the last three months. I open it up and:
JHEG: can u go2 medical centre and pick up my form saying im fit2race?
CATHEG: whats in it4me?
JHEG: do it u jobless sour goth
CATHEG: im in town wasting ur tyre money i dont want2
JHEG: plz ill make u galaxy caramel milkshake wen u get home
CATHEG: im spending all ur motorbike money on clothes u dont need it coz u cant afford2race now neway
JEHG: if u havent gone an got it u better hope ur pillowcases r sealed otherwise theyll be full of turds
CATHEG: if that happens lock ur bathroom coz the phantom shitter will b payin u a visit
JHEG: im goin2eat sum albran now - got2prepare my turds for ur bed
CATHEG: ill b home b4 u and ill lock taz in ur room so he pisses on everything
JHEG: ill run ur fucking cat over hes2fat to run away from me
CATHEG: ull still have catpiss stinking room tho. then ill kill the lizard
JHEG: u suck monkeydicks
CATHEG: ur face is a monkeydick. im at medical centre now, txt u when ive got it
JHEG: thx
CATHEG: got it. dnt forget milkshake.
JHEG: my milkshake brings all the hegs to the yard
CATHEG: damn right its better than urs
JHEG: lol g2g now my sour boss is bittering at me4no reason
CATHEG: stab him
JHEG: i will hes a slack pice of shit c u at home XX
In other news, it took three episodes, but the new season of Supernatural is finally not-rubbish, yay! Oh Castiel, you make everything better! And yes Sam, he does like Dean more than he likes you, probably because his head is actually in proportion to his body.
So yesterday I was out and about and I heard the text-message alert go - a sound I have been without for the last three months. I open it up and:
JHEG: can u go2 medical centre and pick up my form saying im fit2race?
CATHEG: whats in it4me?
JHEG: do it u jobless sour goth
CATHEG: im in town wasting ur tyre money i dont want2
JHEG: plz ill make u galaxy caramel milkshake wen u get home
CATHEG: im spending all ur motorbike money on clothes u dont need it coz u cant afford2race now neway
JEHG: if u havent gone an got it u better hope ur pillowcases r sealed otherwise theyll be full of turds
CATHEG: if that happens lock ur bathroom coz the phantom shitter will b payin u a visit
JHEG: im goin2eat sum albran now - got2prepare my turds for ur bed
CATHEG: ill b home b4 u and ill lock taz in ur room so he pisses on everything
JHEG: ill run ur fucking cat over hes2fat to run away from me
CATHEG: ull still have catpiss stinking room tho. then ill kill the lizard
JHEG: u suck monkeydicks
CATHEG: ur face is a monkeydick. im at medical centre now, txt u when ive got it
JHEG: thx
CATHEG: got it. dnt forget milkshake.
JHEG: my milkshake brings all the hegs to the yard
CATHEG: damn right its better than urs
JHEG: lol g2g now my sour boss is bittering at me4no reason
CATHEG: stab him
JHEG: i will hes a slack pice of shit c u at home XX
In other news, it took three episodes, but the new season of Supernatural is finally not-rubbish, yay! Oh Castiel, you make everything better! And yes Sam, he does like Dean more than he likes you, probably because his head is actually in proportion to his body.
