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Nov. 10th, 2009 03:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleDudes, oh my God! I have just read the most unbelievably cheeky email from the House of Gas that I have ever recieved during the two and a half years that I have spent being slowly tortured there. After putting us on the 'phones pretty much constantly last week, the Powers That Be have decided to "offer" overtime to the Advocates so that we can come in and work our overdue caseloads, and they're acting like this is the biggest damn favour they could give us in the entire fucking universe.
So, let me get this straight: you want us to come in on our God-given, much-needed day of rest, for a lousy time-and-a-quarter, which by the way actually works out at less than what we make in our normal forty-hour week once you take taxes and NI into account, to clear up a mess that you got us into in the first place? A mess that, by the way, we warned you would happen if you kept using us to answer the fucking telephones instead of doing the work you specifically trained us to do? The mess that you then told us you were "confident" would not arise if we "managed our caseloads effectively", while also managing to get in a cheap shot about our "negative attitudes" during the same briefing?
Because in case I was being too subtle for you, dearest House of Gas, that was both an "I told you so" and a "Kiss my ass, you stupid motherfuckers, I'm not coming in on my day off just because you screwed up." It's your fuck-up, you fix it. Or, here's a notion: take us off the fucking 'phones, you slack-jawed corporate-cock-sucking halfwits.
Goddamn assholes.
So, let me get this straight: you want us to come in on our God-given, much-needed day of rest, for a lousy time-and-a-quarter, which by the way actually works out at less than what we make in our normal forty-hour week once you take taxes and NI into account, to clear up a mess that you got us into in the first place? A mess that, by the way, we warned you would happen if you kept using us to answer the fucking telephones instead of doing the work you specifically trained us to do? The mess that you then told us you were "confident" would not arise if we "managed our caseloads effectively", while also managing to get in a cheap shot about our "negative attitudes" during the same briefing?
Because in case I was being too subtle for you, dearest House of Gas, that was both an "I told you so" and a "Kiss my ass, you stupid motherfuckers, I'm not coming in on my day off just because you screwed up." It's your fuck-up, you fix it. Or, here's a notion: take us off the fucking 'phones, you slack-jawed corporate-cock-sucking halfwits.
Goddamn assholes.
