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Jul. 9th, 2007 02:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleINCONCIEVABLE! I have managed to contract a horrible cold and lose my voice, and now, I cannot order take-out or talk to myself while performing basic household tasks. Nor, as I have discovered, can I yell abuse at Stephen King whilst watching the special features on Kingdom Hospital. This makes me feel very sad.
So anyway: Dear Stephen King, you are a smug fuckwit and your books are vastly over-rated. The only time I have ever enjoyed one of your productions was when you stole the idea off some Danish guy. In conclusion: you suck.
You know what would be weird? If there was City of Bones fanfiction. I mean, the whole book is basically the Draco Trilogy with the names changed and the more tell-tale scenes taken out, so if people wrote FF for it, they would basically be writing fanfiction for fanfiction... is that meta? I think so.
On other news: Akabane = SO VERY WRONG! I am traumatised by his levels of wrongitude. I will flinch every time I see a man in a wide-brimmed black hat.
So anyway: Dear Stephen King, you are a smug fuckwit and your books are vastly over-rated. The only time I have ever enjoyed one of your productions was when you stole the idea off some Danish guy. In conclusion: you suck.
You know what would be weird? If there was City of Bones fanfiction. I mean, the whole book is basically the Draco Trilogy with the names changed and the more tell-tale scenes taken out, so if people wrote FF for it, they would basically be writing fanfiction for fanfiction... is that meta? I think so.
On other news: Akabane = SO VERY WRONG! I am traumatised by his levels of wrongitude. I will flinch every time I see a man in a wide-brimmed black hat.
