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[froodle]

Dear morons I have the misfortune to be sharing a lecture theatre with;

Fuck off. No, seriously. I don't care how hung-over you are, how great that club you went to last night, how many Aftershocks you drank or how many people you 'pulled'. I don't care that your flatmate was totally wasted, that you accidently cheated on your insignificant other - and believe me, I meant to write insignificant - or that you haven't done the reading for this lecture.

Just shut the fuck up. I made the effort of leaving my nice warm bed this morning, and I didn't leave it to listen to you flap your big mouth when I'm trying to make notes on the evidential burden of proof.

Also, you do not have the right to ask half a dozen students to move so that you can sit next to your shitty friends. Fuck you. You want to sit next to them, then get here earlier. It won't kill you to be two rows away from them for an hour.

And if your mobile phone goes off again, I may well cram it into your eyesocket.

People make me sick.

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[neojezebel.livejournal.com]

at last!!! someone who agrees with me! fucking inconsiderate sons of bitches! i feel your pain, believe me! what's worse, is that when they miss a lecture (nearly all of them) they then have the cheek to ask you to lend them your notes. grrrrr!!!!

[froodle]

At least if they're missing lectures they're not annoying the crap out of the rest of us with their fuckwittery. And you can always coat your notes in anthrax before handing them over.

What really annoys me is when you tell them to shut their great stinking mouths, all their fucktard friends are like, "Oooooooooh!" and then you have to physically restrain yourself from smashing their faces into the writey bench thing in front of them.

Fuckers.