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[froodle]

Jebus Junkies down the road are looking for an administrator. Sent my CV in, they came back with a job specification that's less about your administrative skills and more about being a more-saved-than-thou holy roller. My personal favourite is the requirement that an applicant "demonstrates moral standards including an acceptance that the only appropriate place for a sexual relationship is within a marriage between a man and a woman." I think Jebus would probably frown on me responding with "fuck you, you smug fuckwits." Sorry, Jebus, but your friends are making you look like a fucking asshole by association.

Because as far as I'm concerned, if you're going to use a loving God as an excuse to be a judgey fucktard, you either need to go to church more often, or you don't belong there at all.

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[prepare4trouble.livejournal.com]

Yikes. That sounds like an illegal hiring policy. I think instead of writing that response, you should apply, spill hate all over your interview and get yourself hired, and then on your first day tell them all about how you've suddenly had a change of heart on certain issues, and about all the sex you've been enjoying recently with married and unmarried men and women, and then sit back and watch what happens. It'd be fun. Go on, I dare you!

[froodle]

What really gets me is that these are the people that run the Beach Mission, this religious activities camp for kids under thirteen that happens every summer where the kids are divided up into groups according to their age and then each group is named after a brand of sweet. Because Jebus and Skittles are so intrinsicly linked! Then the kids basically run around screaming for FOUR FUCKING WEEKS while I fantasise about shooting them from my bedroom window, and nobody learns anything. So not only are they hateful assholes, they're actually useless at bringing religion to children too.

[prepare4trouble.livejournal.com]

Because I really am that bored, after reading this I googled 'Jesus skittles' to see if there actually is any link, and I found this.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2566802/Jesus/

If you want to kill kids, that might be a point against you in the hiring process too..! But I can definitely see why that could drive a person insane.

[froodle]

Sorry, Beach Mission retards. All this time I have been ripping it out of you because you name your little Jebus Junkie Junior groups aftert brands of sweets, and I couldn't see what Jebus has to do with Skittles. Turns out I was wrong!

And it's not like I constantly and indiscriminately want to kill kids. It's just an urge I get when they're near me and screeching or crying or running around getting in my way. When there aren't kids near me, I often don't think abut killing them at all!