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[froodle]

I hate all of you who are not writing me Eerie Indiana fanfiction right now, just so you know. I got a ForeverWare t-shirt for my birthday (best brothers EVER, although Johnny somewhat ruined the moment by giving me another one with a cartoon of Ozymandias chucking Daddy Winchester out of a window, nice) and I need to wear it and read exciting new fanfiction and there isn't any and basically you all suck and probably you're zombies or something.

Also, I have allowed myself to be seduced back into watching Justified so I have massive shame. Massive, battered-fangirl shame. I need therapy or something. Actually, I have Franklin and Bash on DVD, probably Zack Morris is better than therapy. I will test this theory and go and watch it right now, in fact!

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[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

do you have any Eerie prompts? I could write you some drabbles/ficlets...

[jekesta]

Zack Morris is better than therapy

Although I have seen exactly only 4.4 episodes of various versions of saved by the bell, I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT VERY HARD.

[incandescens]

Happy birthday!

(Even if you hate me.)

[cakesy.livejournal.com]

The other day I caught myself idly wondering when Justified was back on. It was an awful moment. Why is Justified SO RUBBISH? Why is Raylan the way he is? Why do I CONTINUE TO CARE? It is very sad.

[froodle]

Something seasonal! Spooky Halloween happenings, twinkly-lighted pine-scented Christmas adventure, that other American one with the turkeys, whatever! I just need an excuse to wear my t-shirt basically!

[froodle]

Every time I see him post-Saved By The Bell, I have the exact same moment of OH MY GOD ZACK MORRIS, HOW COME YOU ARE SO PRETTY WHEN ALL THE OTHER TEEN HEART-THROBS OF MY YOUTH ARE ULTIMATE MESSES NOW?! Zack Morris is basically a miracle.

[froodle]

Thank you!

(I will hate you less if you write me Eerie porn!)

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do

[froodle]

I know right? Basically it is unhealthy to think about Justified AT ALL. I keep waiting for the day where I can be in a LOVING RELATIONSHIP with a show that is WELL-WRITTEN and where ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTERESTING AND LIKABLE and do not wear STUPID HATS.

I think the last time I even had a reaction to Justified was the episode where Marshall Ben's old boyfriend came back and he was going to rob a bank and steal a plane even though he was on an oxygen tank and Ben was like "Don't make me chase you, you have an oxygen tank and it will be embarrassing for everyone!" but then the boyfriend ran off anyway and Ben was like OH YOU ASSHOLE! and it was beautiful, but basically that whole episode was about Ben and that was why it was great because Raylan just wandered about guarding some slattern in the background.

[incandescens]

Alas, I have no urge to watch it, let alone write for it. Sorry!

[cakesy.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, MARSHALL BEN VERY SLOWLY CHASING HIS OLD CRIMINAL BOYFRIEND AND THEN JUDGING HIM WAS BEAUTIFUL. But then BOOM, back to Raylan and his boring romantic life. Why must Raylan EXIST? And why must ALL THE CHARACTERS I LIKE be so INEXPLICABLY IN LOVE WITH HIM when he does NOTHING TO JUSTIFY THEIR LOVE? Maybe next season Walton Goggins will kill him and everyone will agree that it was Justified and there will be HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND.

[froodle]

BOOOO!

[froodle]

Why do all the women on the show just RANDOMLY TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES FOR RAYLAN? It's like part of the show is about fighting crime and wearing hats, but part of it is a REALLY THIN PORN MOVIE PREMISE where women are like OH HI RAYLAN I JUST MET YOU LIKE FIVE SECONDS AGO LET ME TAKE OFF MY SHIRT NOW! And yes, Timothy Actorface is very pretty, but really?!

Maybe the hat is what makes him SO BORING. Perhaps the hat is like a Futurama brain-slug, and next season will be all about the defeat of the EVIL DOOM HAT and when it is dead Raylan will MAGICALLY BE INTERESTING and suddenly he will have LOADS OF FRIENDS instead of his two boyfriends who are SO DEDICATED tO RAYLAN EVEN THOUGH HE IS HUGELY ANNOYING and it will be WONDERFUL and everyone will be happy like a unicorn!

[froodle]

Oh, also I will accept Pirate-Losers, EVEN THOUGH I do not have a t-shirt to go with it. Pirate-Losers are an acceptable alternative to Eeriefic.

[chibimarchy.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, I should write some holiday fic this year. It's tradition. *nods* I should go back to Eerie this year (although I can't seem to resist the allure of extremely heterosexual *cough* stormchasers...)

Or maybe I should just do both and be done. Yeah? Yeah.

[froodle]

God would ABSOLUTELY WANT YOU to make holiday-themed Eerie fic. Probably if you do not, you'll have to go to the Special Hell, where they keep all the reality TV stars and they talk and attention-whore for all eternity and you can never die or be free. DO IT FOR YOUR SOUL.

[chibimarchy.livejournal.com]

Any ideas? Prompts? And I'll have one done well in advance of Christmas, as I will be traveling and laptop-less at that time.

[froodle]

Hmm, can I get back to you on this? As usual, I've spent all my time moaning about it and when I get asked for my input, I can't remember what it was I wanted. Anyway, it should be AWESOME and no less than FIFTY MILLION WORDS LONG.