I feel horrible about ditching Simon in this chapter, but honestly, it was just too tempting to write about Dash and Mars being beautiful and snippy and irritated with each other.
Dash is John Doe? Or a Timelord who was dead too long? Can you imagine how boned the universe would be if Dash had Time Lord powers? I don't think he'd be evil on purpose, but I can see him accidently fucking up the timestream by going into the future to check lottery numbers etc. (Just not lottery numbers where your prize is a trip to Spain, of course)
And YES! I was totally thinking of Rupert Everett in the movie version while I was writing that - I was even seriously considering stealing "I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner - I'll get butter on my cuffs" for him.
Seriously though, I'm with Mars - the fuck is the point of cucumber sandwiches? Ew.
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Date: 2011-08-15 01:25 pm (UTC)Dash is John Doe? Or a Timelord who was dead too long?
Can you imagine how boned the universe would be if Dash had Time Lord powers? I don't think he'd be evil on purpose, but I can see him accidently fucking up the timestream by going into the future to check lottery numbers etc. (Just not lottery numbers where your prize is a trip to Spain, of course)
And YES! I was totally thinking of Rupert Everett in the movie version while I was writing that - I was even seriously considering stealing "I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner - I'll get butter on my cuffs" for him.
Seriously though, I'm with Mars - the fuck is the point of cucumber sandwiches? Ew.