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Listening to old-school ESCAPE! radio plays and there's one that's basically Vincent Price narrating a modern(ish) version of An Occurrence at Owl Creek and there's a bit where he's being marched to the gas chamber and he's like, ACTUALLY NO MY BEAUTIFUL BODY IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE KILLED NOW I AM IMMUNE TO POISON GASES BECAUSE I'M JUST TOO HOT TO DIE, FUCK YOU, and then he uses yoga to become immortal and I'm like, this is stupid but also, I *wish* i had your confidence sir.