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Douglas carnival starts in ten minutes. Time for shitty parade floats honouring bizarre local businesses. Hopefully I'll be able to get a photo of ChimpBee this year. What does ChimpBee advertise? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

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Mike just legit got mad at my Wormmon plushie because an antennae jabbed him in the eye, and I quote, "I can't choke him with his fucking fat neck! I tried to strangle him and my hands won't fit!" *throws him across the room* "You know what, fuck off Wormmon, this is why Ken hates you."

Eta: now he's pointedly hugging Terriermon and telling him his ears are silky while glaring at Wormmon. I fear for the emotional wellbeing of our stuffed toys.