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I dreamt i was sittin on a log on a beach at night, therewas a bonfire in front of me,and mike walk passed me with tobey maguire and he was like, im with him now, and when i turned around leo dicaprio waslooki.g at me with pity in his eyes.

And i was like, dont you pity me, you havent even won an oscar!

And now i feel horrible, like, im sorry i lashed out at you leo, i was upset because i just got dumped for tobey maguire but thats not your fault.

Sorry leo. Im so sorry. I know you just wanted to help me.