Jul. 23rd, 2015

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So, is anyone up for an episode-a-week Eerie Indiana rewatch, discussion and general fangirling?
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

How many times does something have to go wrong before people in charge actually admit the system they've put in place isn't fucking well working?

At what point do you look at your business and think, "oh, wait, we've been using this software for over a year now and it's still a worthless piece of shit, maybe we should not use it anymore"?

Is it when you delete the bank details off a few hundred accounts and the fucking retard in DDs has to go and put them all back on? Or when you lose the bank reference numbers for a couple of thousand accounts, and the worthless idiot has to put those back on too?

Is it when your piece of shit software leaks the bank details from two companies onto a third, and the DD mong has to pick through the bank files and manually pull them out, a state of affairs that the company that sold you your shitty software and provides you with your shitty support allowed to continue for six fucking months?

Does the epiphany come when all the new DD instructions won't pick up and for two weeks and all the bank files for those customers have to be created and receipted by hand, taking fucking hours, but hey, by all means, keep stopping me to ask why whatever pointless thing you wanted hasn't been fucking done yet?

Or is it in the form of those customers whose invoices just don't get collected, ever, and nobody knows why? No, and don't talk about how you've asked for a solution multiple times since August of last year.

Definitely don't bring up the issue where people get the wrong amount taken from their accounts, even though their bill says something completely different, and no, there's just no way this shiny new system can actually tell you how much they owe along with what is about to get taken.

Stop asking. You're making such a big deal of this, jeez. It's only money we take from our customers bank accounts, money they don't owe. Your negative attitude is getting your colleagues down.

Oh, by the way, that new system for sending the bills out that was going to save all that time and money? Yeah, some of those bills didn't go out. A lot of those bills. In fact, all of those bills that were due to get collected today, that you just collected. No, we can't bring that request back from the bank, because the only person who knows how to do it has been made redundant two days ago. We don't need that guy and his thirty plus years of knowledge. Plus we were paying him too much money.

(by the way, that dude who does the exact same job as you? we pay him 25% more than we pay you. no reason. his guns are bigger than yours and you have icky girl parts. that's unrelated.)

So, those people who we took money off without telling them what it was for, or even that we were gonna take anything? Yeah, you can write to them, right? After all, you took it. Of course you should take all the flack for this company's horrible decisions. It's a few hundred letters and a corresponding amount of angry phone calls. You can do that and your normal work. You don't deserve evenings and weekends.

FUCK YOU ISLAND UTILITY COMPANY. JUST FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS CUNTS.

I quit. Clean up your own fucking mess.

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