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The fuck is going on with the weather today? One minute the sun is beating down and I'm sweating like Fritzl on MTV Cribs, then the heavens open and all of a sudden I'm wetter than a thirteen year old girl at a Justin Beiber concert. Stupid sun! Dumb, ugly clouds! Make up your fucking mind already!

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It's hailing now?! Oh fuck you, universe! Time to go home, change into my onesie and watch Corey Feldman movies for the rest of the weekend.

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Bra is off, onesie is on, it's Corey Feldman o'clock!

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Oh Jason Patric, you used to be so pretty. Where did it all go so wrong with your face?!

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Oh Lost Boys, how are you so amazing? If only there was a sequel... oh wait, there is! Happy dance, bitches - next up, it's time for X-treme Sports Vampires, aka Lost Boys: The Tribe.

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Definately the best thing about the Lost Boys 2 are the alternate ending scenes with Alan in that cowboy hat. Though I'm glad that in the end, they went a different way, because now it's time for Lost Boys: the Thirst, in which the Frog Brothers are utterly lovely and everything is wonderful! Huzzah!

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The hug! THE HUG! Andandand he has Alan's dog tags hanging up in his trailer! And "Don't monologue!" And Gwen being all sexy with the Lara Croft outfit and Zoe being all cute in the stompy boots and pleated miniskirts, and it's also haunted by cannibal pirates and HE CLICKED ORDAIN ME and Peter was all, "What the fuck?" and then BURNINATING and did I mention THE HUG OH MY GOD?! *bouncing forever*

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