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Jesus Christ, if this contest was a person, it would be a baby with Downs that I'd drown in the toilet. I'd worry about going to Hell for writing that, but I'm reasonably sure I'm already here.

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I'm not saying EVERYONE in this contest is a no-talent shitsack. I'm just saying that the last time I saw this many delusional people under one roof, I was having a job interview at an insane asylum.

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I just sat through some asshole "rapping" while weaeing a beanie hat inside in the middle of May, and this next idiot couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on, and is she fucking kidding me with the sunglasses indoors and at night?! Christ.

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I am honestly about to lose the head here. I can't stand this Britain's Got Talent bullshit on TV,when at least you can switch it off, but when you're face to face with the unholy terror of tone-deaf catawauling inbreeds, it's a new level of misery. I may have to cut off my own head if it doesn't wrap up soon. I mean, presumably the Isle of Man *does* have talent, but on this showing, what we mostly have is self-deluding freakazoids.

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