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Apr. 8th, 2013 09:51 pmLine from the most recent Skulduggery Pleasant book: "We're not Buffy and Angel. We're not Romeo and Juliet. We're not even Bella and Edward."
OUCH. That has to be the one thing a vampire NEVER wants to hear from his human girlfriend. That's like, stake-through-the-heart, gotta-leave-town-because-all-the-other-vampires-are-laughing-at-you levels of insult. I bet people kicked sand in his face and created bullying "UR DOING IT WRONG" memes and posted them on his FB wall after that. And I don't advocate vampire-on-Irish-wizard violence, but I'm not totally shocked that he tried to eat her after that. He's better off dead and melted. You can't live for eternity with that level of SHAME AND FAILURE.
OUCH. That has to be the one thing a vampire NEVER wants to hear from his human girlfriend. That's like, stake-through-the-heart, gotta-leave-town-because-all-the-other-vampires-are-laughing-at-you levels of insult. I bet people kicked sand in his face and created bullying "UR DOING IT WRONG" memes and posted them on his FB wall after that. And I don't advocate vampire-on-Irish-wizard violence, but I'm not totally shocked that he tried to eat her after that. He's better off dead and melted. You can't live for eternity with that level of SHAME AND FAILURE.
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