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I have been catching up on the Vampire Diaries. So far, this is what is happening:

They were having a prank night at the school, and someone decided to prank Elena by dressing up as Klaus and leaping out at her. Personally I thought that went beyond normal pranking and into being mean-spirited, but then it turned out it wasn't a guy dressed up, it was actually Klaus - in my defence, it is hard to tell the difference between Klaus's face and a cheap rubber mask.

Then Bonnie and Stefan came back to Mystic Falls, which together with Klaus created a sweeping tidal wave of ugly that was basically destroying the world. Damon and Katharine put aside their differences in the face of disaster and joined forces to try and evacuate all the hot people by stashing them in the back of Damon's car. (It shows Jammy the Emu getting shipped out first, but I'm assuming they already saved Alaric and the writers just took it as a given that we'd know Alaric had been rescued because he's the best).

Vanilla Matt didn't meet the hotness quotient in order to qualify for evacuation, so rather than stay in a world with Stefan, Klaus and Bonnie, he decided to drown himself. Mongo the Werewolf was not so lucky - after having to gaze upon both Klaus and Stefan close-up, he had a stroke from the hideousness and died. Caroline bravely stayed by his side because she is awesome, and then basically Mystic Falls exploded and now the whole show is about Damon, Alaric, Katharine and Jammy the Emu driving around trying to start a new town and having wacky misadventures with Jammy's ghost friends.

I have run out of Criminal Minds to watch on my planner. This makes me very sad.

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I have been catching up on the Vampire Diaries. So far, this is what is happening:

They were having a prank night at the school, and someone decided to prank Elena by dressing up as Klaus and leaping out at her. Personally I thought that went beyond normal pranking and into being mean-spirited, but then it turned out it wasn't a guy dressed up, it was actually Klaus - in my defence, it is hard to tell the difference between Klaus's face and a cheap rubber mask.

Then Bonnie and Stefan came back to Mystic Falls, which together with Klaus created a sweeping tidal wave of ugly that was basically destroying the world. Damon and Katharine put aside their differences in the face of disaster and joined forces to try and evacuate all the hot people by stashing them in the back of Damon's car. (It shows Jammy the Emu getting shipped out first, but I'm assuming they already saved Alaric and the writers just took it as a given that we'd know Alaric had been rescued because he's the best).

Vanilla Matt didn't meet the hotness quotient in order to qualify for evacuation, so rather than stay in a world with Stefan, Klaus and Bonnie, he decided to drown himself. Mongo the Werewolf was not so lucky - after having to gaze upon both Klaus and Stefan close-up, he had a stroke from the hideousness and died. Caroline bravely stayed by his side because she is awesome, and then basically Mystic Falls exploded and now the whole show is about Damon, Alaric, Katharine and Jammy the Emu driving around trying to start a new town and having wacky misadventures with Jammy's ghost friends.

I have run out of Criminal Minds to watch on my planner. This makes me very sad.