(no subject)

So, you know those days when you just want to beat the living fuck out of someone, or in fact perhaps everyone, for no other reason than that they are worthless and annoying?! I am having one of those days.

And that sucks, because I bought Deadwood and Nip/Tuck last night and by rights todays entry should be full of JOY and WOE and GASP and OH MY GOD HE RIPPED OUT THAT DUDE'S FUCKING EYE! (I love you, Dan!) But no, because every single customer I have spoken to thus far has been at least an 8 on the Fucktardicus Scale of Fucktardary and now I am filled to the brim with boiling, lava-like hatred. Knives! For you! In your face! Even Cynthia Ettinger's magnificent breasts cannot break me out of this funk.

PS: Oh my God, how hardcore is George Hearst? I am very traumatised.

(no subject)

So, you know those days when you just want to beat the living fuck out of someone, or in fact perhaps everyone, for no other reason than that they are worthless and annoying?! I am having one of those days.

And that sucks, because I bought Deadwood and Nip/Tuck last night and by rights todays entry should be full of JOY and WOE and GASP and OH MY GOD HE RIPPED OUT THAT DUDE'S FUCKING EYE! (I love you, Dan!) But no, because every single customer I have spoken to thus far has been at least an 8 on the Fucktardicus Scale of Fucktardary and now I am filled to the brim with boiling, lava-like hatred. Knives! For you! In your face! Even Cynthia Ettinger's magnificent breasts cannot break me out of this funk.

PS: Oh my God, how hardcore is George Hearst? I am very traumatised.