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Boo, I suck. Apologies for those of you who I just know are crying out for my wit and wisdom, and have been sorely tried these past weeks.

And moving swiftly on to important, Tribe-related things, oh my God, Bray is so totally gay. With Lex it's just like, he shags everything that moves (except possibly the animals) so it's not all tht suprising that he has sexin' vibes with his only real contest in the battle to be the resident Alpha Male, but Bray? In that pointless skirt and white crochet top of Ultimate Homosexuality? Please. Not to mention, champagne? Dance contests? I just want to shake Ebony and be like, "He bats for the other team, woman! Open your eyes, if your mascara isn't glueing them shut!"

I mean, when Lex and Patsy are all in quarantine (and I totally missed this the first time around because I was getting weepy over the Lex/Zandra/KC thing) and then Chloe and Zandra let them out and all the Mallrats make a power circle and hold hands, Amber is totally making Bray and Lex hold hands and Bray is all, *come hither look* and Lex is all, "be gentle with me" and oh my God the gayness! And then when Lex leaves the mall and Ebony locks him up and then he runs - well, staggers - away and Bray's all, OMG WHERE IS HE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! and Ebony's mocking him for wanting to take care of Lex in his final moments and Bray is like, *sob* and I'm like, oh please Bray, admit how queer you are.

And then! When Ebony and Trudy and Brady get snatched by the Chosen and Lex is all, this looks like a job for Super Sleuth! (I'm not making that up, he really says that) and Bray is all, are you volunteering? And Lex does this weird wiggly wiggle thing with his hips and smirks and suggests that he "could be persuaded" and COME ON PEOPLE I am not imagining this!

And THEN! Comes the Big Gay Throwdown, which Ebony with her usual disregard for hot man-on-man action interupts by knocking Lex unconcious. And aww, totally unrelated but how cute was KC storming out of the cafe when everyone was insisting that Bray won them struggle to be on top? So cute! I love KC.

And speaking of KC, when Lex saves Alice from that... plank of wood or whatever (and how obvious was it that it totally wasn't crushing her legs? Whatever) and KC is all, recounting the tale of his hero to all the other Mallrats and he gets interupted and he's like, "Now where was I... oh yeah, Lex!" and OMG HE IS SO CUTE AND ICKLE!

Also, totally unrelated to any of the above points, I am very disturbed by the fact that Bray apparently has a Big Gay Hammock for sleeping in, but also and at the same time a bed for entertaining strapping young members of Ebony's Militia his various partners in. Manwhore.

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Boo, I suck. Apologies for those of you who I just know are crying out for my wit and wisdom, and have been sorely tried these past weeks.

And moving swiftly on to important, Tribe-related things, oh my God, Bray is so totally gay. With Lex it's just like, he shags everything that moves (except possibly the animals) so it's not all tht suprising that he has sexin' vibes with his only real contest in the battle to be the resident Alpha Male, but Bray? In that pointless skirt and white crochet top of Ultimate Homosexuality? Please. Not to mention, champagne? Dance contests? I just want to shake Ebony and be like, "He bats for the other team, woman! Open your eyes, if your mascara isn't glueing them shut!"

I mean, when Lex and Patsy are all in quarantine (and I totally missed this the first time around because I was getting weepy over the Lex/Zandra/KC thing) and then Chloe and Zandra let them out and all the Mallrats make a power circle and hold hands, Amber is totally making Bray and Lex hold hands and Bray is all, *come hither look* and Lex is all, "be gentle with me" and oh my God the gayness! And then when Lex leaves the mall and Ebony locks him up and then he runs - well, staggers - away and Bray's all, OMG WHERE IS HE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! and Ebony's mocking him for wanting to take care of Lex in his final moments and Bray is like, *sob* and I'm like, oh please Bray, admit how queer you are.

And then! When Ebony and Trudy and Brady get snatched by the Chosen and Lex is all, this looks like a job for Super Sleuth! (I'm not making that up, he really says that) and Bray is all, are you volunteering? And Lex does this weird wiggly wiggle thing with his hips and smirks and suggests that he "could be persuaded" and COME ON PEOPLE I am not imagining this!

And THEN! Comes the Big Gay Throwdown, which Ebony with her usual disregard for hot man-on-man action interupts by knocking Lex unconcious. And aww, totally unrelated but how cute was KC storming out of the cafe when everyone was insisting that Bray won them struggle to be on top? So cute! I love KC.

And speaking of KC, when Lex saves Alice from that... plank of wood or whatever (and how obvious was it that it totally wasn't crushing her legs? Whatever) and KC is all, recounting the tale of his hero to all the other Mallrats and he gets interupted and he's like, "Now where was I... oh yeah, Lex!" and OMG HE IS SO CUTE AND ICKLE!

Also, totally unrelated to any of the above points, I am very disturbed by the fact that Bray apparently has a Big Gay Hammock for sleeping in, but also and at the same time a bed for entertaining strapping young members of Ebony's Militia his various partners in. Manwhore.