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May. 30th, 2005 08:58 pm*hisses*
If I never have to hear the phrase "It's a bank holiday weekend" again, it will be too soon. I'm one fucktarded whiny customer away from reaching through the reciever on my headset and strangling the person on the other end of the line. Seriously, I spent my lunch break trying out my Force grip on people walking past the parking lot, awaiting the day I can throttle some obnoxious publican dipshit with the power of my mind. Because even if it means ending up a shrieking quadraplegic flailing around in lava while my face melts off and Ewan McGregor bitches and whines about "our relationship" in the background, it will be worth it.
If I never have to hear the phrase "It's a bank holiday weekend" again, it will be too soon. I'm one fucktarded whiny customer away from reaching through the reciever on my headset and strangling the person on the other end of the line. Seriously, I spent my lunch break trying out my Force grip on people walking past the parking lot, awaiting the day I can throttle some obnoxious publican dipshit with the power of my mind. Because even if it means ending up a shrieking quadraplegic flailing around in lava while my face melts off and Ewan McGregor bitches and whines about "our relationship" in the background, it will be worth it.
